cadillac escalade

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

'I swear to god if you don't open the door, I WON'T SMOKE MY WEEEEEED WITH EITHER OF YOU TWO ANYMORE!!!!!!!!'
 
If you've ever driven in a small 2 seater on the highway with raised F350's and Escalades driven by soccer moms tailgaiting and boxing you in, you'd hate them more than anything in your life. Buy a practical car you're going to use and enjoy, not something completely useless just because its a sign of status or an ungodly show of 'bling bling'

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
killy knows where its at with the subarus, most practical cars ever.

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
Range Rovers are wayyyyy weak. Escalades are ok if that's the image you're going for....Most likely though your cracker ass will look pretty fuckin stupid driving that shit. I have a ranger...they suck. They all have bad transmissions and they handle like shit over 80mph, and it only gets 16.5 mpg highway....plus the 4x4 gives me alot of grief. Subaru's are the shiznit. My mom just got a new outback (our 4th one in a row to lease) and I swear to god it drives like a fuckin beemer. Hugs tight 180 turns at 70 mph like its nothing and goes 0-60 in like, 8 secs. for what $27000.

The best fuckin vehicle ever though are Dodge trucks. Not the big ones...the 1500. Those are dope ass trucks for sure. If you want anything biger than that, get a ford. They make solid, powerful, dope ass diesels that can tow like nothing else. They make shitty little trucks though.

Ok, im done...im sure you all hung on every word of that and greatly appriciated my opinion. You're all quite welcome.

 
Are you on crack?? If you could only afford a 2003 Range Rover, you would be bragging about it too, they are sick and you can't fuckin disagree with that.

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

'I swear to god if you don't open the door, I WON'T SMOKE MY WEEEEEED WITH EITHER OF YOU TWO ANYMORE!!!!!!!!'
 
you have 20 posts, you have no say mongoloid

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
wow is this like a status battle? damn...uhhh my mom drives a camry that her and my step dad car pool to work in and i have a 93 blazer...if that isn't pimpin then i dont know what is.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
hell lisa i got you Beat, i drive a fucking boat. im rolling on some fatty rims too on this thing. hell i look hot as i drive by. now you cant get cooler than that. i just want someone to buy this piece of luxury.

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
and just to think, i'll get to sit in those luxirious seats built for overweight 70 year old men in less than a half an hour...im SO STOKED!

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
are you calling me an overweight 70-year old man, damn im hurt.

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
oh you .... your just jealous cuz you tried to hook up with me that other weekend and it just wouldnt happen?>??

**there i tried....

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
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