C.R. Johnson: Lost Love, Rats in the Pressure Cooker, and Walking…

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C.R. Johnson: Lost Love, Rats in the Pressure Cooker, and Walking…

As time goes by, I have come to notice that C.R. Johnson is a much-maligned figure on this site. Granted, if you have enough people giving their opinions on something, without fail a portion are bound to hate it. Nowhere is this more evident than here on good old Newschoolers.com, where most things are treated with general approval or disapproval, but nothing is universally liked or disliked. (Possibly with the exception of Glen Plake, I mean, what scum sucking snot barnacle doesn’t love Plake?) Nevertheless, the issue is that I have repeatedly noticed an uncharacteristic, and what I consider undeserved amount of hate for C.R. Johnson.

C.R. dropped onto the freeskiing landscape like a convulsing fetus at what was then considered the tender age of 15, hucking big spins over big tables when hucking was still cool. (Sorry Tufflemire, you may have started this shit tossing rad heli grabs before Johnny Mo-show blew up back in 98, but you’re washed up.) Of course nowadays, 15 year old pros are a bountiful norm and regularly appearing at major competitions. You can’t swing your pole in the park anymore without smacking some 12 year old prodigy who’s probably going to be better than you’ll ever be. Tomorrow. We should set a pack of rabid wolverines on the lot of em’.

Gaining notoriety and a rapidly growing reputation exclusively in what was then the epicenter of the freeskiing world, Squaw Valley’s cutting edge terrain park, C.R. was labeled a park rat. This despite skiing at the sport’s supreme pressure cooker, notorious for its burly lines and infamous swashbuckling rockstar locals with a walk to match their copious talk. Back then anybody making the assumption that a guy with the amount of natural talent C.R. has skiing at Squaw full time can’t actually ski real mountains was dead wrong. Cue the tumbleweed.

As our young sport has evolved over past few years, there has been much talk about “the future� of freeskiing, taking park tricks and incorporating them into big mountain lines. However despite all the hype, C.R. is one of the few athletes to have actually succeeded in doing it. He has taken the much speculated upon future and delivered it a swift ninja kick to the temple. Not only that, but he has achieved double podiums at the X-Games and US Open, and in the process almost single handedly legitimized half pipe skiing to the world. Many pros are great pipe riders, and many pros are good big mountain skiers, but rare is the skier that is exceptional at both. Let alone the special breed throwing tricks into those big mountain lines. Not only that, but while guys like Simon Dumont are trashing houses, C.R. recently donated his $5000 Paul Mitchell athlete award to Doctors Without Borders through salesforce.com, which matched his donation bringing the total to a nice 10 large. Not to shabby at all, at least when he’s not hitting on Matt Margetts’ mom…

At 19 years of age, C.R.’s advice to all the aspiring young guns was to “become a professional skier, not a professional jibber.� Like many of Squaw Valley’s finest before him, CR talked his talk. Now 22 years old and an accomplished skier comfortable tossing tricks into burly AK lines as he is revolutionizing the X-Games ice ditch, he has walked his walk.

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props man. good article. i also think thats really cool about him donating (i didn't know he did that). doctors without borders is a really good cause, especially for places like sudan and the crisis going on there right now.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so
 
Cr kicks ass

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
 
i drink to that thread man, seriously nice piece of literature u got there

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cr is and will always be my icon in this sport

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I'm glad I spent the time to read that.

I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
 
bad ass writing whilst making a FUCKING great point. you seem to have a knack at that dave.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
Your writing is very good, but I don't understand how anyone could like CR that much. The two tricks that he can do look like suck. And doing three's and seven's over and over in the backcountry is not the type of revolutionary skiing that you make it out to be.

 
you are an idiot. If 3s and 7s are so simple to throw off cliffs in the BC, why isn't everyone doing them?

I don't understand why people say pro skiers suck. It just doen't make sense. They are pro, and getting paid to ski, Are You? Hmmmm, they must be better than you at something.

 
Wow... well done, Dave. Very well done.

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CR had to donate the $5,000 to charity. It was the whole point of winning the award. If Saddam had won, he would have had to donate it. Simon has donated a bunch of money to Bethel as well. But other than that, good article.

 
Dope topic dude. You may have just changed my mind about CR. Not that I hated him, but not that I really liked him. keep up the good work

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yee nicely written dave... KIG

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I beleive he's talking about throwing the tricks off of natural features and skiing a real line, NOT building some monster kicker in the backcountry and sessioning it for a day.

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Great riding man, but i have to give Plake more credit than you did, he was able to make a living far greater than anyone else being a nobody skier...

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notice to everyone. even i can huck tricks off of bc booters. but cr incorporates them into big mountain lines, where the consequences are real. a fall can seriously hurt you. and if you don't get hurt falling, the shot will be thrown away, and half a heli day is already wasted. cr has a knack for making things work out on the big mountain, because he is just that good all around.

so finally, theres a difference between taking things to the backcountry, like everyone talks about, and taking thinks to the real mountains, which cr and few others (sage, seth, etc) can successfully do.

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dig the thread. true, the haters on this site are like most humans; it is easier to strum up negativety than positivety, at least in my case and many others.

again, nice thread, positive and makes ya think good about one of the many freeride giants in this highly opinionated sport/culture.

 
^exactly. when theres stuff you have to worry about like cliff walls and shit after your trick, theres more to it. its not like he's jumping off a perfect lip, hes doing this stuff without that convenience. so for people like him, seth, sage and all others, i have much more respect for them than i do park skiers doing tricks off a park-like jump in the backcountry.

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Some who have met C.R. may have reason to feel differently about him- becoming a ski star at age 15 does to an ego what a pressure cooker does to a rat.

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nice article gave the props that C.R deserves

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damn good article. personally, i have always liked the guy. he's been around forever, hucking 1440's in Chapter Three (anyone remember that one?). and unlike so many other 'park rats' out there, CR can actually charge big mountain lines. CR is a true skier and encompasses every aspect of the sport.

why use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice?
 
Wow, I love you, Dave. Very well-written, as always.

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awesome artical

CR is the man

and to anyone whos questoins his big mountain abblity check out his part in immersion

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yah cr is sick, and so was that article

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Despite my not exactly stellar personal opinion of Simon Dumont, I'd like to retract my negative comment about him as it has come to my attention that he also has donated to charity in the past and my comparison was unfair.

Thanks for the overwhelmingly positive response people.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
I too feel this was a good article. Lets not forget that he aint all that bad at rails either. Like first to ever go from normal to 50-50.

Something I kinda want to clear up, is that Tuffelmire was not that guy before Johnny Mosely. That was Andrew Shepard. They both have/had long hair. Now that is a guy that deserved/s more respect.

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Actually, if you consult your handy October 2003 issue of Freeze, page 36, you will see that it really was our Uncle GTizzle.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
...if only you put this much effort into school, huh?

well put.

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We may be talking about different things, but as far as what I'm talking about, Greg totally ripped off Andrew in something (wish I could remember.) I do remember seeing Andrew write in a letter back to whatever magazine it was, saying so.

signatures are for pussies

 
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
 
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