actually, we kind of did have a reason to bomb iraq. we agreed that if we won the gulf war, they would disarm their weapons of mass destruction. We won, we sent inspectors over, and they kicked them out. A decade later, we have more inspectors. As they go on inspecting, the iraqi's dont let them through certain doors, and are all panicking and running around. We send in troops, go to their factory, and dont find anything. then all stupid ignorant anti-war people just go ranting on about 'ohhh we were right' HEY IDIOT THE WHOLE EAST IS A F***ING TERRORIST NETWORK THERE WEAPONS COULD BE ON TRUCKS TO SYRIA AND ARABIA AND PAKISTAN. AND WHAT THE HECK IS WHINING GONNA DO ANYWAYS?
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
