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BIGLEG says: April 26, 2010 at 9:23 am

THE TOP 5 MOST NOTORIOUS SKI-THUGS of all Time

Honorable Mention: Jon Brogan – He was a strong contender until he revealed his affinity for shopping. He will undoubtly be releasing video edits choreogrpahed to Lil Wayne for years to come.

5. Evan Raps

4. Jon McFee McMurray – that picture above says it all. Loose Canon Playaz 2 Tha Grave.

3. Travis Heed – The first guy in skiing to wear his clothes 4-6 sizes too big. He also doesn’t speak often which probably helped his cause.

2. Brad Holmes – The Fred Durst of skiing. His rap-rock aesthetic ushered in the belief that someone sliding down a mountain on expensive sticks could be a thug.

1. Mikael D – The hands down winner. For a white-boy from Sweden he almost managed to look kind of scary. He raps, he has tats, and he quit skiing to hustle.

Beating dead horses isnt nice..

 
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[*]Go foreign: Russian, Polish, whatever…Eastern European accents

are pretty scary. If some stupid website starts asking you about

the most “hood” thing you ever did, you just get all KGB on ‘em and

refuse to talk.

[*]Try hick: If you suck at accents, just be a solid American

hick-thug. Just find a recipe for meth on the internet and have at

it. A turf war with your local biker gang will toughen you up in a

hurry. You can wear the same tall-T’s, but they’ll need to be

stained up a bit. Cigarettes and Insane Clown Posse are mandatory,

but the rest is really open to your imagination."

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Hahaha. Come on, the eastern Europe and meth cooking angles have to be new.
 
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