"
[*]Go foreign: Russian, Polish, whatever…Eastern European accents
are pretty scary. If some stupid website starts asking you about
the most “hood” thing you ever did, you just get all KGB on ‘em and
refuse to talk.
[*]Try hick: If you suck at accents, just be a solid American
hick-thug. Just find a recipe for meth on the internet and have at
it. A turf war with your local biker gang will toughen you up in a
hurry. You can wear the same tall-T’s, but they’ll need to be
stained up a bit. Cigarettes and Insane Clown Posse are mandatory,
but the rest is really open to your imagination."
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Hahaha. Come on, the eastern Europe and meth cooking angles have to be new.