Break ups, bitch slaps etc..

SheilaTequila

SheilaTequila

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any people out there that want to talk about their past break ups, bitch slaps,and how shitty their ex's treated them? fuck, im in need of some break up stories this life im livin is boring... so write and talk shit on your ex's!!! nothings gonna leave this thread...i hope

'the' pistol chick
 
My ex won't leave me the fuck alone. She wants to come visit me at school ans hit, so she calls today and i tell her if she comes she has to suck me dick... she declined so the bitch ain't coming here. Don't worry sone, keep rocking that pinky ring, dust your shoulders off, keeep yo head up

Chuuuuuuuuuch

 
Pistol, remember when I said there are guys who aren't dicks? Decent ones? Yeah. No, he^ isn't one of them. lol

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''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
this story is kinda lame, but so was my ex. this was my last ex, we had been goin out for about a month or so and all was going good and then all of a sudden she's like 'we should just be friends, i dont want a boyfriend right now.' it came from nowhere, i was just like 'um... ok, wtf.' i never did find out the real reason. meh, oh well, she was dumb.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
^hahaha JD May you are hilarious..yes yes he isnt a dick, i think? im trying to keep my mind thinking positive thoughts about all the guys out there, that they arent ALL DICKS AND ASSHOLES

'the' pistol chick
 
us non dickhead asshole guys like to hide, look harder you'll find some.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
wow, Destroy.. thas the first thing i do..see what i did to make my boyfriend dump me. thas prolly why they hate me, cuz i keep asking them what i did wrong. but hell i dont think she was worth your time and love if she jsut said 'i think we should just be friends,' tahts just another way of saying 'im not ready for your love.' excuses excuses, hence youll find someone better, or already have

'the' pistol chick
 
yeah, she wasnt worth it. i did ask her what i did wrong or what was wrong when we broke up and she just gave me some BS answer like 'im just not ready for a boyfriend right now.' kinda lame, since she was ready for a boyfriend a month before we broke up... stupid ass girl. but i never asked her later what the real deal was, oh well. i got someone better

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
^haha good,thas very good. JD May, MacMahoooon, and some other dudes helped me get through my break up, i do ahve to admit there are guys out there that arent dickheads and doushebags..actually theres a surprising amount of guys out there taht know how to treat girls right!!

'the' pistol chick
 
both of you are pretty young right? you'll both get over it shortly.....too bad you don't live close to each being that you both seem to be seth fans.

on the original thread topic, i dumped my ex gf because she was mean as shit to me, my friends, our dog, etc, and it was the best thing i could've done - now i just need to find a nicer girl who doesn't want a ring on her finger any time soon and i'll be set

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
^hahaha seth fans eh? its all good, but yeah there are plenty of nice girls out there..we're in hiding too. youll have to look harder, cuz we dont come easy.

'the' pistol chick
 
damn straight. sad thing is lots of girls are too dumb to realize they have something good, so they dump the nice guys and go for the dicks. thats what my ex did

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
^and i only say that because she decided (without ever asking my opinion on the subject) that we were gonna get married and have kids the day i graduated from college

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
and for the record strode, im over her like blind people runnin over pedestrians. that made no sense, i'll stop trying to be witty now.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
ouuch, well yeah this might sound pathetic to you guys, but ive had the hotts for this one guy for like a year now and we are chill but..he only sees me as a friend. and i want to be a little closer than just 'a frien.' hes nice and everything i could ask for but, he always goes for the skanks so im lost in the competition..and im not sure he'll ever see me as a worth-while girl.

'the' pistol chick
 
ive been there before. sometimes you gotta think, if he doesnt see you as worthwhile now and is going after all the skanks, is he really someone you'd want to be with? most of the time ive found those kind of people arent really worth it.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
^meh, i dunno. its like he cares for me, but in like a brother kind of way. so i guess im back in teh shithole

'the' pistol chick
 
oh, one of those kinda things, those always suck. fuck em, keep lookin, you'll find someone and it will be like *snap*

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
psshh in my dreams!! i either have to get accepted by the 'nice' guys by smoking pot and getting high or get accepted by the doushebags and dicks by giving them some action...and im not about to do either, isnt there anyone out there who doesnt blaze or want head/ass from a girl?!

'the' pistol chick
 
guys that you have to get accepted by, by smoking and getting stoned, those arent the 'nice' guys. if you have to do something you wouldnt normally do in order for them to notice and like you, then they arent the nice guys people talk about, its just another form of dickheadishness.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
and yes, there are guys that dont blaze and arent douchebags and dont only want head/ass from a girl. me being one of them.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
wow thas 1 out of...lemme check... 1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 guys i know that doesnt ask to get high or get some ass from a girl

'the' pistol chick
 
hrm. my friends are always trying to hook me up with drunk chicks at parties and stuff, gets really annoying. they dont get i would much rather have a meaningful relationship than a one night stand that i'd feel shitty about later.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
Well, destroy, I hope you reck your own reed, as Shakespeare would put it... (no, that doesn't mean jack off, it means practice what you preach...and I KNOW that's what everyone was thinking. People need to read more..)

I've known lots of guys who just act like they're sentimental types who want a ''Meaningful relationship'' because it works. Some of them even blieve what they're saying... the real test is turning it down. After a while though, you get used to it, and it's not even a tough decision anymore. I don't even have to think about it now.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
excuse me if im just being stupid, when you say 'the real test is turning it down' what it are you referring to?

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
I had one of the worst break ups a while ago, and we still both felt the same about each other afterwards, so that made it harder.

I honestly loved my last girlfriend, and I meant it. She has absolutely psychotic parents and I put up with so much stupid shit, but I was willing to for her. She was worth it. It was cool because apart from being my girlfriend she was my best friend. But, one day she invited me over. I was over at her house, we went upstairs, one thing led to another, etc. Her parents told her that they were going way out of town that day so they weren't going to be home for about 6 hours, but for whatever reason (I think they were trying to catch her) they came home. Well, neither one of us knew that they came home. They were down stairs for about 15 minutes and I guess they heard the bed making noises upstairs. So Daddy decides to come into the room. Man, it was great. This guy is psychotic on a normal day, you should've seen him then. Pretty much from that day, they said that they never want to see me ever again and never want me to be around their daughter. So it sucks. She may be moving out pretty soon, but still, things haven't been that great between us lately. Wish they were better.

That's my story.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
I told my girlfriend that i thought it would be better if we were just friends and she totally agreed. Worked better than i thought...but i honestly meant that it would be better if we were friends.

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
i don't mind going to parties and getting totally wasted but that's when people start putting you in the dickhead party guy category, I'm not that guy at all I just like having a good time. Some of my g/f's have been real bitches to me in the past but we're still friends. This one girl I was with for like 4 months never payed any attention to me at school cause her friends we're the stoners and I'm just not down with that shit anymore, so anyways I started ignoring her for awhile to. Turns out she didn't like that and dumped me, but we've been good friends ever since and she doesn't hang with the stoners anymore.

But honestly every guy wants some ass when they're in a relationship or not, like if you've been going out with the girl for 5 months and she's squarer then your television it just feels awkward like you could be doing the same just as friends.

So they're are many guy dickheads out there but their is also alot of girl umm pussyheads? (female version of dickhead i guess)

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
wow, GhostDragon...your not hte only one whos had that done to them...my friend and his girl were getting it on when her parents walked in on them..they stood at the door for like 15 minutes just staring at their daughter and boy friend ass naked.and well theyre only 15...ugh nasty shit. i mean for real, 15?! jesus get laid why dont ya..it might just be me....

'the' pistol chick
 
that'd be the worst having your g/f's parents walk in on you... shit i'd be so scared i'd jump out the window and run home naked because you don't know the shit they'd do to you!

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
well,i had this one girl.She became a model,she was on tv sometimes,really beautiful..really close friends,we went out for a while and then....SHE FUCKING DITCHED ME!I can't believe she did that to me.

Fucking whore.If i saw her now...i'd slap her in the ass.

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
fuck you, you don't even know me, she was a bitch and fucking deserved it. I treated her good when we went out. Also JD may is faggot with no balls. Its a well known fact that he has fucking ovaries and dating him would be like dating a girl, he'd cry all the time and be all clingy and shit. At least i'm a man bitch

 
yeh really...c_lo, chill. JD may actually knows a lot about relationships, and hes good to talk to when your down. maybe you should consider, sounds like your having troubles...

'the' pistol chick
 
me and my ex(the first girl i really fuckin loved) hate each other now b.c i asked her best friend out and then stood her up to get back with her(my ex)........so all yall dont try to get the best friend because itll just come back as a kick in the balls sooner or later

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
it was sad..i had the hotts for another guy in my school and well we started getting tight and when i thought he was going to ask me out....he asked who my best freind liked, cuz he wanted her..not me. so i was like 'fuck use me why dont ya', so depressing. it always ends up like that :'(

'the' pistol chick
 
i had an interesting break up a while ago, about a month into the relationship i found out that he used to be a drug dealer (and a major one too, ended up getting into a lot of gunfights, saw his best friend get shot and killed, shot at a couple of people himself), still did coke occasionally, and he broke up with his last g/f cause she got pregnant and after 4 months had a miscariage and 'things got complicated'. nice guy huh? don't know how i ended up with him....

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
well,i've gotta say something there buddies.

If you and your girl break up,go for another one,another one who is obviously gonna make you forget the first one.Don't go out with a new girl that doesn't mean shit to you.

I had this wonderful girl,as i said,really cute,best friends for 2 years,i loved her too much,i got into fights with my friends because they liked her,she dated my best friend(well,actually just made out on my back).I'll never forget her,but neither will I forgive her.

But then,from absolutely NOWHERE came this other chick,it was the most amazing day of my life,we got high,we talked for a while,and then it happened.I'm gonna marry her.

I love being with my chick,i just gotta teach her some skiing and powder love and we'll be setup for the rest of our lives.

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
hey..^yooo are you saying your gay? meh oh well, good for you if you are...and girls arent gay, we're chill and you have good times wit us!!

'the' pistol chick
 
^that is totally true

^^ are you gay?that's fine with me.But i rather stick around girls.

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
yeah, i feel some homosexual comments coming

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
destroy..i totally feel it coming too...im no homophobe though.. but thehellmuth looks too hott to be gay, if i do say so myself :p

'the' pistol chick
 
i'm tired i'm heart broken what a good combo... the girl that is one of my greatest friends ever just left to spain for a long time and i never knew i had such strong fealings for her and now shes gone for like a couple of months

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
^awe sad. it always ends up that way...you take advantage of the things you have now, but when you lose them, youve lost them forever. ive experienced that plenty of times. :'(

'the' pistol chick
 
^ explosive... up a ways you said that the guy saw you as a friend. If hes a guy, and you are at least moderately attractive then him hanging out with you and paying attention to you and being a freind to you is saying that he likes you. Guys dont get girls as friends to hang out with, they get girls as friends to get with. Just show your interest, make the first move

High North session 4
 
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