Break ups, bitch slaps etc..

Hah, I've had a few fucked up boyfriends. I'd tell the stories, but I'm bad at it 'cause they always end up getting MAD long. Anyway, screw bitch slapping. If I'm gunna hit a guy for being a dick, it's gunna be a full blown punch to the face... Not some stupid little slap.

-Sarah

Sharkbait

Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
you kids need to turn down the emo. Your all clingy and shit, its not very attractive. Shit happens, deal with it

 
clingy and shit... because we're sharing a couple breakup stories?

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
C-lo just likes thinking he's a hardass... he even has a wu-tang logo. Keep it up, man. We're all really impressed.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
i was drivin home on v-day, and decided I didnt want to date this chick anymore, so i threw her roses out the window and went out for wings with some friends. she called the hospital and drove up and down the highway looking for me cuz it was during a bad snowstorm. She called the next day crying and I laughed and broke it off.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.'

-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe

 
^You just never stop outdoing yourself...

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
im too busy listening to emo and crying about my small testicals to have time for girls

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
it was one of my finer moments. I've been burned baad though too. you start off looking for someone perfect but get burned a few times, then you get mad and burn a few people, then outta nowhere you finally meet that perfect someone and you almost arent ready for it. thats what happened to me anyways. token swear word: piss.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.'

-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe

 
so even a dink like me can find someone. but jerky guys need a strict school marm type girl. I swear after a night drinking my ribs are bruised from getting elbowed after every rude comment I make. But if I'm 'good' she puts on little black leather shoes with rounded toes and a silver buckle, knee socks and a greeen plaid skirt, a white blouse, puts her hair in ponytails and throws on some thick ass glasses, then steps on my chest and bangs herself until her pussy is dripping on my cock then grabs me by the hair and fucks the shit outta me with her tits all flyin in my face and makes me nay like a horse.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.'

-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe

 
^jesus tone it down. we're jsut talking about our past break ups and fights, dont get all aroused about it.. if you dont like what your reading, look away. i have to agree wit JD May again.

'the' pistol chick
 
i think we can say weve all had our loves and blows...but i gotta hand it to the guy who was getting it on when the 'rents came home..ooh jeeze how fucken scary that would have been. so so scary

'the' pistol chick
 
I'm sorry, c-lo, I didn't realize it was better to be a mediocre jackass with no redeeming characteristics whatsoever. Have fun flipping burgers, or whatever other lame job you manage to find for your pathetic self. Go read a fucking book, and stop intentionally being an idiot, or at the very least stop being proud of it...it's not as cool as you think.

I'm finished wasting time with you, go ahead and make whatever generic, overused juvenile comments you like, and have fun doing it, because simple pleasures are all that can be afforded a simple mind.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
i cheated on my ex-girlfriend; she found out after i broke up with her; it ruled everything, before she found out, she was so friendly with me, then all of a sudden, after a week, she was told by her friend of thebad news, then she got really wierd. that is all

''take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.''

 
yes i may end up fliping burgers or cleaning your pool but i'l still be fucking your wife bitch. I'm pretty sure i've read alot more than you also. Tolkein, yeah thats really important you fucking retartd why don't you pick up something intelligent?

 
woah no way C_lo used a word with more then 10 letters, whats wrong with the world today?

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
can't say i've ever bitch slapped a guy, only canned a few, but they both really deserved it.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
i bitch slapped the local fat kid

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
I'd had been with my lady for 5 months now and yesterday out of the blew i got dumped.

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'If your not living on the edge youre taking up to much sapce'
 
because he was fat

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
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