bet you cant figure this out.

yes, the queen cant reach a rainbow...everybody else is wrong... new one...

When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, 'In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.' How old is she?

4FRNT.

HCC.
 
ok heres one

I have a piece of string, it measures things but just how long is my string?

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LineskiNJ: (in a skiboarder post)''this post is funny cause i used to skiboard and now im on candides 178s and i think skiing in the park is 10 TIMES EASIER GODAMIT, easier balance on rails, weight distrubution on jumps, spinning is easier the ski brings you around just do it and you will be fine, and landing on a jumps is a joke''

Once a skiboarder always a skiboarder, just because you switch and you ride non existent 178cm Candides doesn't cure you from being a ass-raping retard
 
^^ are right... ^ cant be determined... unless you know how long your thing is, so if i had to guess... 2 inches?

4FRNT.

HCC.
 
if you guys think you are so smart, figure these out, number your answers so i can tell you if you're right or not

1. Some months have 30 days, some have 31; how many months have 28 days?

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

3. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

6. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

7. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the Ark with him?

8. How far can a dog run into the woods?

9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

10. Is it legal in California for a man to marry his widow's sister?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

13. I have in my hand only 2 U.S. coins which total 55 cents in value. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

14. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left?

15. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What is the answer?

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-ski for life- Just say f@$# it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~
 
1. 1 month

2. A random time, it is irrelevant.

3. Kerosene lamp

4. Irrelevant, either brown or balck or panda color etc…Anything.

5. three

6. yes they do.

7. 2 of each species

8. As far as a dog wants

9. I have no clue

10. Who cares?

11. What center field? And either way 9…

12. volume?

13. no clue

14. nine sheep

15. seventy

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
for the 1 is 3 and so on one. The second number is how many letters are in the first, and the four is magic cause it is itself (I think.)

signatures are for pussies

 
mikee, you got #'s 5, 14, 15 right, and the rest wrong, they all have answers.

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-ski for life- Just say f@$# it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~
 
sorry and #6- i didn't see your answer.

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-ski for life- Just say f@$# it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~
 
here, i am tired so i am just going to post the answers,

...Answers

1. All 12 have 28 days

2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.

3. Light the match first.

4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the Northpole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.

6. Yes, and a 5th, a 6th, ...

7. I thought Noah brought 2 of each animal, not Moses

8. Halfway, then he would be running out of the woods.

9. The time/month/date/year of an American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.

10. No. You can't marry someone if you're dead!

11. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

12. The temperature.

13. A half-dollar and a nickel. (Only one was not a nickel)

14. 9 sheep

15. 70

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-ski for life- Just say f@$# it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~
 
hmmm, thge polar bear one is not really correct. I was imagining a house that doesnt close, a house that is just 4 walls lined up... it could happen, so it could be any bear. iTs all about perspective.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
And also, colume does that as well as temperature and the one with the match it sasy which would you light first, the wording doesnt really allow you the match...

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
two fathers and two sons go fishing, they each catch a fish. How many fish did they catch?

Wow, those skis grind like white chicks in a nelly video!
 
what is the square root of -1?

what is the laplace transform of 5t^2 u(t)????

and an easy one... what is the integral of e^3t?

Wow, those skis grind like white chicks in a nelly video!
 
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Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
 
You can't have all the walls of a house facing south.... think about it

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LineskiNJ: (in a skiboarder post)''this post is funny cause i used to skiboard and now im on candides 178s and i think skiing in the park is 10 TIMES EASIER GODAMIT, easier balance on rails, weight distrubution on jumps, spinning is easier the ski brings you around just do it and you will be fine, and landing on a jumps is a joke''

Once a skiboarder always a skiboarder, just because you switch and you ride non existent 178cm Candides doesn't cure you from being a ass-raping retard
 
ok, here's a nasty one:

A farmer has 3 sons and 100 oranges. He gives the oldest son 50 oranges, the middle son 30, and the youngest son 20 oranges and tells them to go to the market and sell them. All three sons sell all of their oranges for the same price and each of them comes home with 50 cents. What price did they charge?

hint: the answer is very logical, and no they did not sell them as a lot, there was a set price.

 
and another classic one, 3 people go to a restraunt, their bill is $60, $20 a piece. The manager decides to reimburse them $5 after they pay their bill, so he gives the waiter five $1 bills. The waiter decides to keep $2, and give $1 to each of the patrons.

So now each patron paid only $19 a peice, and the waiter kept $2, where'd the extra dollar go? (19x3=57, plus 2=$59)

 
the first one would be that they sold them for 1.5 cents each and that there was 50 cents allocated for each son... i think

and the second one is fucking insane and it brought my g/f to tears, but i've come to the conclusion that it is a simple math error and that when I tried it under the hexadecimal system I got 60 so maybe i'm just retarded and don't understand math...

On my way to goddom
 
the answer is not 1.5 cents each:

50x1.5=75

30x1.5=45

20x1.5=30

its not that they averaged 50 cents each, but each, after selling their oranges made a total of 50 cents - this one's a pain in the ass, honestly most Advanced Math Professors in college can not get this one but high school drop outs can (more often)

...and what the hell is the hexidecimal system? think about it this way. $19 each = $57, 60-2 (waiter's $2) = $58, where's the missing dollar? Honestly, I've never heard an answer for this, but just one of those things that sounds simple but really has no answer (that I know of), but both of these would be good to piss off a teacher/professor/parent that thinks they know everything

 
shit those last 2 are hard. but for the waiters one, the patrons pay 20 each. so the owner of the restaurant gets 60 bucks. then he gives 5 bucks of the 60 to the waiter. so now owner has 55 waiter has 5. waiter gives 1 dollar to each patron... waiter=2 , patrons= 3, owner=55. thats where the money is

its all about order of opertations. BEDMAS.

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this is gonna be another epic thread

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
There are three words in the English language ending in gry. Angry and hungry are two of them. What is the third word? The word is something everyone uses every day.

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Ontario represent.
 
^ Depending which way you read the question, the answer is either Gry, or Language.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
i knew someone would go onto another site and check out the answer. i did that too when i first heard it.

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Ontario represent.
 
^yeah, i was making sure gry was a word on dictionary.com, and it had the riddle there with the answers.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
no one has any ideas about the oranges? Come on now, I'm telling you the answer is very logical, and most often answered by drop-outs, very easy to over think it.

 
square root of -1? i or e^(i*pi/2), which way suits you best

Ok manus it's like this:

three guys gave manager 3*$19=$57, minus $2 that waitor kept,so manager has $55.

 
I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They bought stuff with the money they earned so they all only had 50 cents left!

wow, I just realised that when I was eating a grapefruit! coincidence? I THINK NOT!

On my way to goddom
 
In other words, why would you count 9*19$(that guys paid)+2$(that waitor stole), when waitor stole those 2 bucks from the 57 bucks that guys paid. So 60-55(that manager has)-3*1(that those guys have)-2(that waitor has)=0.

 
k this isnt a math lesson so lets keep on track...

A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time?

4FRNT.

HCC.
 
the square root of -1 is j it's a complex number.

Wow, those skis grind like white chicks in a nelly video!
 
A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?

4FRNT.

HCC.
 
During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who desperately needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?

4FRNT.

HCC.
 
she walked halfway, when the guard came out after 3 minutes, she turned around, when he whent back in, they turned around agian and got to the other side.



Moe

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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes

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i heard that the square root of -1 is an imaginary number, and there is no answer

-Ryan[/b](>'_')>

'i only have sex with pigeons now, so i guess i would give that up' -Misty7
 
^This is true...

It can be found but only using a different math system because the square of any real number is always going to be positive and so in order to have a negative you would need to have an imaginary number with which to bypass this law...

On my way to goddom
 
The one about the apartment is because the guys a midget. he can only reach his floor number when he has an umbrela with him.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
the one about teh bridge, the lady start walking across the bridge when the gaurd was walking back to the tower. when he got to the tower she turned around and came back. the guard tells her she cant come through and turns her back, thus a free jouney to switzerland.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
The horse. If the horse is on a 5 meter rope, and the hay is 6 meters away, that means there is only 1 meter between where he is tied and where the hay is.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
you got the first one right, you got the second one right... the third one is dead wrong...

dont insult me, or i will sneeze on you.
 
the third one is... hahaha... he isnt tied to anything... i just looked it up on a riddle site...

dont insult me, or i will sneeze on you.
 
mine couldve been right, it said the hay was 6 meters behind the horse. if the horse had the rope all the way stretched out, it only mean it was 1 m away from where he was tied. if he was tied to anything.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
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