Best way to come out??

"Mom...Dad...I have something important to tell you."

"Yes?"

"I accidentally got caught having sex with a girl in the bathroom last week at school and I've been suspended. I've been pretending to go to school every morning, but really I just go to my friend's house, smoke weed, and play video games all day."

"You WHAT!? We are so disappointed in you! We w.."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. I'm just kidding. I'm gay."
 
Hey mom I know you want grandkids but I hope you'll settle for an adopted child from Chile because my penis is only comfortable in men's butts. I also enjoy being the little spoon. :D
 
Man just open the door and walk out. If it's dark just use your computer or whatever you used to write this as a flashlight
 
make another stupid facebook video about you getting kicked out of the boyscouts and everyone will pretend to care.

but they wont.
 
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