best thing a girls ever said to you..

[parkerhouse]

"slob on my cat, caus you know it's fat, check in wit me, and do dat"

 

[Gavajabra2]

Is anybody sitting here? Oh, your imaginary friend is? Ok bye.

 

[gaydar]

im a fat slut your breath smells bad lets butt fuck

 

[skiRay]

want me to make you a large pizza? and them some dessert?

 

[gaydar]

"ur dick is leik huge liol" - some drunk chick after i leg-fucked her

 

[crooks]

what the fuck?

 

[niels.]

how will i ever pay for this pizza?

 

[max.]

hahahaa sick

and you have 10000 posts. cool.

 

[erb-herder]

"What do you want to do"?

 

[CMF]

i went out with this girl for awhile and she would always request ass massages.

 

[[~_~]]

"buttsex and pirates"

 

[RudyGarmisch]

"I will never make you choose between me and skiing."

 

[Campeador]

I love that too, I bring her with me whenever I can though. Just watching me on the slopes makes her want to fuck me.

 

[jibmaster_josh]

"you make my nipples hard"

 

[codesteez]

"Ill do whatever you want."

We did alot that night