best thing a girls ever said to you..

you are the best thing that has happened to me..........then i proceded to go to college out of state
 
"...and you can climb up to the porch and it goes righ to my room... just for future reference... *wink* *wink*"
 
not considering the dirty talk during sex

me: what cha doin?

random girl at the bar: hopefully you a little later

or

lets go fuck in the bathroom (at the same bar)

or

i masterbate about three times a day, right now i am learning to squirt. i know how i just need to perfect it.
 
first girl at university:

"you're pretty cute and all, but I think i had sex with you because of your straight white teeth"

i thought it was funny
 
Actually yes I do...

I was up at Whistler in a club and this girl I started dancing with made a move on me. We made out and I cupped a feel. I started to talk to her and this is what she said to me, "Yeah I'm a 34 year old accountant from Vancouver."

I pretty much made out with a woman around the same age as my mom. It was fun.
 
when i was getting pizza last night this girl said she wanted to see me naked, not sure if thats a good thing or not
 
HAHAH oh yeah listen to this

on like a random saturday morning a few weeks ago i wake up mad hung over from the night before.. i was at my friends party... and i see like 12 missed calls on my cell from from this really hott chick ive been trying to fuck for a while.. so after listening to the 3 voicemails i got from her i called her back and she was like we need to meet up asap

so im like alright? so i meet her at starbucks and its mad early, like 10 o clock.. and we sit down and im like so whats up? and she looks at me dead serious, and shes like "sean you fucked me last night" im like uhh what?.. and shes like, "we had sex" so im like WE DID?! and shes like "yup" so im like FUCK YEAH.. because i didnt remember anything from the night before from 9 o clock on.. and then she told me she wanted to do it again

and just to make sure i asked her friend if we really did and i guess she walked in on us

so i guess a girl telling me we fucked the night before without me remembering, and then telling me she wanted to fuck again it is prob the best thing a girl has ever said to me
 
hi. here's my story of a funny encounter with a girl.

This girls' friend takes some delicious lip stuff out when we run into her on our inebriated walk. She goes over, takes it, puts it on and says c'mon Paul, taste it. Just taste it! and so on.

So I tasted it.
 
me: "I don't like you talking to that fucker taylor, I don't care if he's your friend, he's obsessed.

"don't worry, last time he called I acted like we were having sex, he hasn't called since."
 
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