best thing a girls ever said to you..

hows about the worst thing a chiks said to you

'YOU DID THIS TO ME U BASTARD, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!'-SUpilots mom giving birth to him.

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
after a full night of sex...

so how is your girlfriend

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
 
Arent we related?

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

-Lagwagon is a moron....

NS Ogre Crew

 
can you stay for just one more hour?

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'Instead of chewing bubble gum, chew bacon.' -Dr. Nick Riviera
 
your're girlfriend said she has a big cock? hate to tell you but she's a manfriend

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
 
seriously...thats wrong

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

-Lagwagon is a moron....

NS Ogre Crew

 
'that was the best orgasm ive ever had, and your dick is huge. i'd try and deepthroat you but i cant even fit half of it in my mouth'

-soxripper last night

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
lol

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wow publicenemy, she was with me last night, are you sure it was her

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Viva la Resistance!

 
she told me that she was goin over to your place after, even tho she thought there was no point cuz i already gave her the best orgasm of her life

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
"i feel like i've been cumming for twenty minutes" girlfriend from winter time

"i want to feel you inside me" crazy chick when i was in highschool and still a virgin. scared the shit out of me.
 
"Lets do it doggy style, and you can order a pizza, and keep it on my back while you fuck me, and also have a beer helmut on so you can drink lots of beer, and with your free hands you can smoke 2 joints! All while fucking me!"
 
that's a really good one. up until she start asking you to take a dump on her chest. crazy girls are fun for one night stands though.
 
a funny one,

She: you've got a sex addiction

me: got a problem with that?

she: NO NO!

but more normal stuff: "I wanna marry you" - "do you wanna marry me" etc

 
i'm sure she said that to you, why cant people,be serious for 2 minutes? Plus that would be hard to do, i tried smoking a bogie while fuckings, its impossible, you cant focus on both
 
"Wanna make out?" - to her friend(a girl)

a little after - "get in here" - to me

a little after that - "lets go up stairs"

use your imagination for that one
 
she said..."ohohohohoho...ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oh...oh.ah.ah.aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.oooooh...." then later she said she wanted me to stop but couldn't even talk...oh ya
 
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