Best signature on newschoolers

jukebox_7

jukebox_7

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who has it? u the ppl of ns decide. nominate and shit

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack

"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."

- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

 
i nominate mine

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
i dont know

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

Join the Undeground Hip_Hop Cult!

Message me to get in.

"the clit commander makes its triumphant return!"-strode420

"Fuck you my car doesn't even run on gas, it runs on baby seals", Ice-Is-Scary, on the subject of global warming, weather cycles, redneck gas-guzzling trucks, and hippies.
 
that woule db hans_aschim or however you spell it. i cant remember any good signatures but maybe eastcoastjibbers

 
i like bermbusters myself. other than that i dont read signiturs that often

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
the one where the kid was jerking off and his mom came in

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your mom

x-man more like gay sex man.
 
hell yeah that one was awsome haha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
any one that has a quote of mine in it...I think there's a few

but actually a good sig shouold be short, right to the point, have a good quote and be clearly seperated from the actual post...like mine

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
only a few signatures catch my eye..i really dont take time to read the long ones

"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult

PM to be invited
 
I don't even remember mine...so I'm gonna post here just so I can come back and read it.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
Hahaha, I remember those now...I am ever so hilarious.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
exept it was your infinitly wise cousin ya old bean

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
True, and the first part was some comedian...but my ability to quote both of them makes me a god.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
one by mommy, ill have to find it, something about slapping a nigga i think

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
that mommy quote in your current sig is lame

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
mine is the shit

Girls are evil:

Girls= $ times time

Time= $

Girls= $ squared

Money is the root of evil

Therefore girls are evil.
 
i like the girls are evil thing but if you were the clever one to come up with it than it would be better

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badonkadonk
 
for you, i just started laughing out loud when i read it, and when i read it the next 10 times. one of those wierd things

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
But seriously a good one is the one that has the paragraph about how the previous post was veiwer discretion was advised. I like that one.

Ass.
 
i like lats. jizzin in a hot tub will make salomon

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
 
the one that catches my attention is the kid with the one that talks about him masturbating and his mom catching him and making him cum ... pretty funny

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe

rral=170103

^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
all you ever need to know:

When in Doubt, FUCKIN SEND IT!!!!!!

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
not a fan of that signature

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe

rral=170103

^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
ya ooooooooook

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
mine rules

no me gusta acls

--on Xbox live with lat and bons--

Bons: so lat put ur girlfriend on this shit

Lat: nah shes downstairs taking a shit

Random dude on there:gettting ready for anal domintation

also known as pussyfooter
 
haha there are some wicked funny ones, but i never read them... i wonder what mine is...

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
ohh wow that's plain... haha i guess i gotta find a quote

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
ye si ag re e

when the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
 
Fuck signatures. Especially long ones. It's just more to read, more space wasted. If you've got a signature, please put some sort of separating line at the start of it - so many time I'll start reading a huge signature thinking it's part of the message and only realise halfway through, very annoying. And why do some people have quotes from other Newschooler's members as their signatures? I don't get it.

 
ahahaha thats great i never read that

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
...

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak

 
of course everyone will nominate their own, so i will too

I'll nosepress your funbox if you lipslide my handrail. -awesome pickup line on the slopes
 
vas-y il l'a cassé!

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

During an interview for Skateboarder, when asked what the biggest problem with the skateboarding industry is, Jamie Thomas said: "message boards full of anonymous hate"... sound familiar?
 
what about mine

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
kinda funny

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
yeah

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080

fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49

talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
haha thanks, i thot u might

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack

"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."

- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

 
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