Best signature on newschoolers

i like mine and this one from a log time ago i dont rember who had it but its good but retartedly long.....

"Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don?t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there. "

ENJOY LIFE, LISTEN TO SKA, LAUGH AT OLD PEOPLE, DESTROY HOLLYWOOD

 
i like mine. cause its true.

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*

 
i think the.."i would be laughing to hard if i had sex with a guy...because gay people are so funny" takes the cake..i laugh everytime i read it

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
i like mine...

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
Meh... sucky, and badly typed. Well, too bad.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
i like eastcoastjibbers ... and then i found 5 dollars. because sometimes when you read through one of his posts and then you read that after it, it is really funny

Kill Cops
 
The ones with a Lateralis or Toliet quote are the best.

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People may think that wearing ski clothing made of sheet metal is a bad idea, but when robots take over the ski resorts, I'll blend in, and everyone else will be eaten by robots -Jack Handy
 
i like mine...whatever happened to golden wheelchair anyways?

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
Mine is funny but i forget why the dudes gettin out of there in the first place which kinda ruins it. i think it may have been like seinour prank

just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

AdamskiNick
 
the gap between harry potter and skiing has just now come full circle

We're not drug dealers we're fund raisers

There's No "I" in the Armada Team

 
ill be like everyone else and nominate mine

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
I think yours is currently the funniest.

[/b]We are the resistance, our last line of defense. Bred to fight for our promised land. Rebels at heart they will hunt us till the ends of the earth.

 
thats a good one ^ haha burnt face man ?

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-Matt

It's gonna be a long four years...

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
I like the one Ktownchic has, it 's a quote from Pep Fujas

"over time most people experience life involving love,passion,suffering and an unspeakable drive for something new. For me,there's skiing. Nothing more,nothing less. It encompasses everything" ...something like that

haha aaand the one sugarbushwitt suggested haha

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

soul sisterhood
 
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