Best pickup lines!

HERCULES.

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its that time of the year. snows gone, suns out, walkin on the beach past random hawt females with they legs open, blah blah. Yeah. I honestly never used them for the fact that the like one time i tried it blew up in my face and a big guy wanted to kill me, but last night magic happened with one, i dont even remember what my boy said, but he sored bigtime. He does indeed remember it was a pickup line though. And on the way back from our roadtrip discussing the epic weekend behind us he convinced me, wich i completely believe is true, that sometimes if you need to take a shot in the dark and just go for it pickup lines are your best option. I dont mean the stupid ones like the polar bear and nice shoes lets fuck one

The truthis i dont know of any good ones. So ns, lets hear your best legit pickup lines that are both sexually forward, but wont scare the woman away. Ones that are good conversation starters. Something that if your at a party/chilling and meet new girl/at the skatepark and just happen to get like 2 seconds to talk to a rando/ walking on the beach past rando/ ect... I mean wittly ones but not to witty/ forward, but get the point across that you want to clean her pipes out.

Lets here em!
 
Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl: Ummm, IDK?

Boy: Enough to break the ice, hi my name is _____________
 
Guy: Do you know what solid 7 is?

Random Girl: Im on Newschoolers asshole (proceeds to kick you between the legs)

... Mission accomplished

Lol wut?
 
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guys such awful reposts/ to sexual forward idears. this ones borderline but like i dont think you could just say this to most randoms at the skatepark and expect success. and no more rape ones
 
fuck me if i'm wrong but haven't we met before?

if you break my heart i'll just grab another one from my fridge
 
so thats why your laying in the sand!
what?you have been running through my mind all day, and you needed a break. hi my names ___________
 
"Hey, feel my jacket."

*she feels jacket*

"Ooh it's soft!"

"Yeah, it's boyfriend material."

HURRRR.
 
Guy: hey wanna get a pizza and fuck?

girl: NO!

Guy: wait what. whats wrong with you, you dont like pizza?
 
guy: did it hurt? girl: what? guy: when you're dad violently tied you to your bed a took your virginity at age 12. hi my name's_________
 
openers/ice breakers arent the hard part IMO, if youre not ugly or retarded anyone can approach a girl nicely and start talking, whether you use an In or not. the hard part in my opinion is what you say between then and when youre leaving with her. sure if she's actually a cool girl everything flows nicely but if she's just some alley cat with no personality that you wouldnt be talking to were you not a horny guy, it's sort of tough to keep things moving. once i started nailing random chicks at parties i got so fucking sick of making vapid conversation like "oh you're a ____ major? that's so interesting blah blah blah blah blah"
 
Go to a party wearing a Superman suit and say to a girl:

-tonight you're having sex with a superhero

works every time

 
(*Hold cloth up to a woman*) Me: Does this smell like chloroform to you? Me: Cause it smells more like chlorine to me...
 
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