Best pickup lines!

[cool_name]

lol

just remember its not rape if you say surprise

 

[ryantheconnolly]

ya i just stole this from the other thread

 

[[tk]]

if your eyes weere any browner i'd be lost in a pile of shit

 

[HermioneGranger]

Nah, it's "Sup Honey bunz? Ya'll like Poptarts?"

 

[katalina]

male: "do you like pie?"

female: "why?"

male: "because you sure do look like you can make my banana cream"

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Nice purse wanna fuck?

 

[Mr.Turtle]

haha oh god

 

[^BEANS^]

If you lipslide my rail i will nosepress your box.

 

[EL_TIGRE]

did you grow up on a farm, because your really good at raising cock

 

[HERCULES.]

this didnt turn well. so far 2 ones that might work lol

 

[Toasty.]

its not rape if i say suprise :]

 

[Toasty.]

or for real, " wow, you have the most amazing eyes" seems to work quiet well

 

[failtown]

You: Wanna play the rape game?

Her: no....

You: That's the spirit!

 

[Huck_Norris]

Excuse me, but you're standing on my penis.

 

[EC-Skier]

hhahaha i just laughed so damn hard