Best pickup lines

Not really one for "pickup lines" but here is this

Younger bro of my best mate made up this one "Hey babe how's your night been?" "Want me to make it better?"

He is 13 ha ha ha
 
in the middle of the convo just be like

SUCK MY DICK

if that doesn't work slap her

remember boys

we don't hit woman

but we slap ho's
 
hahahah shit
and aspendukes, its carrots that are supposed to make your eyesight better. isnt that what the joke's referencing? i dono i dont even remember what the reference was now. damn
 
Want an STD?

I have 4 STD and I hear when you get the 5th they name it after you, so I was wondering if you were the one I was looking for?
 
the voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you

remeber, while saying this keep your eyes on the floor and act weird
 
are you a turkey? cause i wanna stuff it up your ass
what has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper
is there a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants
i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

sorry f those have been said already
 
  1. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
 


  1. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

    My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Very Nice

Number 10 is kinda slap in the face.

that breaking the ice is one someone would legitamately would use often

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bump and reposting this quote because its too good

"Is your avalanche beacon battery low?" because I've been searching for you all day.
 
13161911:Krotch said:
bump and reposting this quote because its too good

"Is your avalanche beacon battery low?" because I've been searching for you all day.
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You need to cop one of these

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word. flash a titty and youll be pullin in some much meat stick itll be like you won a years supply of slim jims[/QUOTE]

This is the best thing ever
 
I might not be asian but I'll still eat your cat

Did you sit in sugar? Cause that ass is pretty sweet
 
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