Best pickup lines

go up to him give the look and whisper that you want some more and he will jizz in his pants. if that doesn't work eat a grape infront of him
 
just be like

You: Hey

Said Person: Hi

You: Do you think im hot?

Said Person: Mehhh

(Grab his cock and ask what do you think about me know)

Said Person: You grabbed my cock and i jizzed in my pants
 
Last summer I went up to a girl in a club and asked her if she skied, she told me no, so I asked if she danced and she looked at me and says "is that a pick up line?" I told her yes and then we got down on the dance floor for an hour or so.
 
ive heard versions of that before lol the version i experienced was: my friend used his finger to signal me to go over to where he was and he was like "HAH i just fingered you until you came!"

long story short we totally hooked up haha

hahah epic
 
this was in a pick-u´p thread on here a while ago:

(really good right now before Xmas)

make a picture with your phone or whatever of here. just go to her, dont talk, make the pic and start to get away quickly... SHE WILL hold you back and ask something like "whats going on?". then you simply counter with "i just needed a picture to visualize SANTA what i want for christmas"
 


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haha those videos are hilarious. its actually pretty funny one of the guys i picked up is now by boyfriend.... awwww lol
 
did ur dad eat alot of carrots? cuz uve got nice eyes...ok that was lame, but i dont know any for girls to use, just act suductivefor guys to girls one is, uve got over 1000 bones in ur body, want another one?
 
"hey I think my phones broken can you call it real quick?"

then the rest is easy cause you don't have to worry, you can just be cool and have fun.

 
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