Best pickup lines

If you're a girl, and you're hot... you only need 3 words

"lets have sex"

and i gaurentee you can pick up 1000 guys
 
^^ I think you just added me as a facebook friend.

Q: HOw much does a polar bear weigh? . . .

A: enough to break teh ice

that's the best one i've used as a joke. it worked though
 
Approach random guy....

Got a girlfriend? if no proceed

Are you gay? If no proceed

Then why haven't you given me your number already?
 
its hard to give "the look" through goggles/bandana hahah..unless you whip them off for a second, then put them back on...but that's awkward hahaha
 
Sorry for double post.

Btw, it is gonna be really easy for girls to get mass amounts of guy's numbers. Like shooting fish in a barrel. The competition will really only be who puts in more time and is quicker. If you really want a screwy and fun competition that takes skill, make it picking up other women haha. Seriously, it would take skill and luck and would be funny as hell seeing all of you trying to find the bi or lesbians on the hills. Even finding 1 could mean the difference in the competition.

Would make for a real competition, guys are too easy (pun intended).
 
aahaha that happened to susan the other day she was hard core scopin this snowboard guy and was like omg hes so hot and then he took off his goggs and whatnot and she was like FUCK i know him and ive hooked up with him and hes not attractive lol
 
dude im with aspen i already know almost every girl i shred with anyways itd just be like oh can i have your number oh wait i already do we drove here together

 
"hey are those space pants your wearing ( insert guys stupid answer) kuz your ass is out of this world!"
 
You wouldn't actually be following up on them haha. But ya, it would take a crazy bunch to do it just for shits and giggles.
 


"i no this might seem crazy but i have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis... and if you want to come over later i can put some words in your mouth"
 
ohh mang,

yea hes right about the "look" tho. if you know how to do it and you look good you can stop guys in mid jib.

that or when you get on the lift with some guys get uncomfotably close to them and sit in the middle (if there are 2 of you riding quad) and just like mess with them, the will be talking about you for months.
 
haha the pickup lines were hilarious i totally ended up with 5 dates in the space of a week and 5 great stories all starting with bad pickup lines lol
 
You know how some guys drive really fancy expensive cars to make up for certian "shortages"?

I dont even have a car.
 
be like, do you clean your pants with windex? and the guy will be like wtf? then say, because i can practically see myself in them. then show him your tits
 
you curl your finger up signaling for them to come over to you. they are intrigued, so they do.

then you say "i just made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with my whole hand"

works every time
 
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