Best pickup lines

katrina

katrina

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my girls and i are having a little pickup competition this weekend up at breck and key so we need some really rad ass pickup lines
 
^ oh geez, i didnt realize this was a girl... all you need is "OH GOD IM WASTED AND WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO YOU IF YOU BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK"- with slurred speach and a broken stiletto your in
 
word. flash a titty and youll be pullin in some much meat stick itll be like you won a years supply of slim jims
 
it is becuase if your a girl in summit county you already know almost every dude there and they deffinately know you
 
" so i've got the french fry part dialed in i think, but did you say i need to bend over more when i pizza? Like this?" (as you bend over with your toes pointed in) having your pants really loose and almost or completely falling down is a plus
 
DAAAMN!! the back of yoo head is ridiculus!!

are your parents drug dealers? cuz your dope and I'm addicted

your eyes are as blue as the ocean and baby im lost at sea

wanna go get pizza and go back to my place to fuck? WHAT you dont like pizza?? (something like that i forgot)

 
yea i know the feeling. its kinda nice though all my guy friends pretty much only recognize me when im snowboarding when i put skies on i apparently become some completely other girl. gotta love the 1:8 ratio of summit though.
 
oh for reals. a bunch of us ride and ski together all the time anyways join us!

and we aren't given ourselves away we are tryin to get numbers not tryin to get laid...thats a contest i dont want to be winning
 
word bright green pants and probably a sweater. i might be snowboarding this weekend so dont be fooled!
 
totally. im really good friends with laura so ive been riding/ skiing with both of them lately. i was actually just bitching to laura about transferring to CU. i take it you know brian and russ and ryan and donk and spong and all those kids then right?
 
yea for real

2 nice girls seeking 2 nice guys who shred and believe in karma and who act their age

haha thats not gunna happen
 
hahahaha wow some guys are sooo disrespectful.

as for pick up lines for girls?

dont really need them id say.

id say "the look" is enough. gives me the goosebumps and the butterflies.

the gooseflies

the flying geese.

ever hear about that story with the man with one leg?!?!
 
Surprise!Yell that right before you plow them, that way it's not rape, just surprise sex.
I didn't make that up but it's funny.
 
girls dont need pick up lines all they have to say is " oh im so drunk right now i dont even care who i sleep with at this point" and tada you have a line up
 
"those skis would look really great in the trunk of my car, and those clothes on the floor next to my bed, why dont you give me your number?"
 
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