Best gaper comments

After I ate total shit off a jump and got the wind knocked out of me and was standing to the side of the run...this asain gaper came up and said "You Ok? You look tired"...I thought it was pretty obvious that I couldnt breathe with my hands in the air buti guess that must make me look tired
 
One of my friends was standing on the deck of a step down, and my other friend proceeds to jump over him doing like a three or something. then some random dude in a cowboy hat and jeans comes up to us "yeeehawww, do you get frequent flyer miles for that!?!?!?!"

hahaha
 
haha gaper on the chairlift with his eaqualy gumbly daughter "oh this seat ride only goes halfway up, we will be down in a nano second" i just pissed myslef laughhing riht there
 
theres a new kid who works at my shop and i suspected him of bein a gaper. today he asked me this:

Do you dress like a snowboarder or do u wear gay jackets and pants?

i was so shocked by that question that i didnt event reply
 
i was skiing teles and some guy came up to me with a texas accent, DAMN GANGSTERS AND THE BIG CLOTHES AND CROSS COUNTRY SKIS! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!
 
i was at the top of the park waiting in line for the first jump and there were these two gapers at least 40yr+ so immediately im like ok... wtf........ anyway some snowboarders pull up behind just in time to see the first guy drop to do the jump. the guy goes down and tries a 3 which was all fucked up and back breaking twisting hoola hoop thing and looked like he stacked preety bad and i say out loud "woooww..." as in lol in a nice way. anyway the guy he was with turns to me and says "yeh... he's goood!" and was sooo serious i couldnt help laughin i felt bad but it was too good. i turned around and the snowboarder was laughin soo hard. fuck good times...
 
I always like when talking to someone and they say "I ride quite a bit." I say, "Yeah? How often do you make it up?" "At least six or seven times a season."

I laugh on the inside, but then remember that we all have different priorities. Still, funny.
 
I am stuck at Christy Sports Powder Daze sale right now and they are playing ski movies. Everyone seems so excited/amazed that skiers can land and take off backwards now. Where have these people been? God I love tent sales!

Oh, another good comment was, "No honey, those are snowboard helmets, we need the ski helmets."
 
went into a shop in montreal, and this woman directed me to all the ski clothes which looked like they were from the 80's cos i said i was a skier, then i started looking at the snowboard outwerwear and she said, 'oh you dont want that stuff if youre a skier, snowboard clothes are baggier because they do more physical activity so need more room to move, skiers have tighter clothes cos they dont move as much'
 
one time i was riding up a chairlift with these gapers when one of them turns to the other and says " how do they get them bumps in the run?" (talking about moguls) the other one says "i reckon they have a mold or somerthing"

classic
 
right i'm off to search You Tube, Vimeo, google Vid the lot now for Gapers and gaper quotes... must be some comedy shit out there.... Gaper vids on you tube - hit it.....!!

 
I ski almost exclusively with snowboarders and I swear that every single one of them thinks that skiing without poles is either much harder or impossible.

"That guy's better than you, he can hit a rail without poles."
 
repost but i dont give a shit so on like the last week my mtn was open its a pretty ill pow day if you'll believe that so im on the lift with these three gaper ladys and they ask me what kind of skis im on i tell armada jj's and thier like what? so i tell em about armada and then one of them says im gonna got to the shop and ask for the pirate skis and she said pirates of the carrbian would be the only way she would remember them so i was like wtf? ok?
 
Johnny (Gaper): My friend can do a backflip 180 on a snowboard!

Me: Johnny, no he can't.

Johnny: Yes he can!

Mack (my friend): Johnny, how do you know he can? Have you seen him?

Johnny: No...he told me he could! And his brother too!
 
old dude

You know you go faster if you ski forwards... i then started buttering and skied past him

Liftie

Yo homie!

Me

Whats up?

Him

That bandana makes you look like a thug

Me

I am a thug

Him

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...... then he ran away and started talking to some people and pointing at me and shit

I'm hella short and bout the farthest you can get from thug
 
i saw some dumb asian kid eat shit off a little rock that was MAYBE like 10 feet

and i rode up on the lift with him and his friends like 5 minutes later and he was talking about how he "fell off a 70 foot cliff but almost landed" haha i was laughing so hard and they asked what i was laughing about and i just kinda ignored them and pretened to answer my phone
 
That's not really a gaper question if you have never snow skied, that's actually a pretty good question to ask if you have water skied, but never snow skied.

My favorite: "LOOK AT THOSE SNOWBOARD SKIS!"
 
After building a medium sized kicker into some powder off the beginner hill.....with shovel in hand

gaper: you buildin a jump?

me: no it's a super mogul

gaper: whats that?

me: its like a jump but it forces you to do a triple backflip, wanna take it?

gaper: no, rode away
 
"How do i get my shoe out of this boot?!"

I worked at a rental store in NC. We had like 500 floridiot's(people from florida) coming in every night. I saw alot of things that did shame to skiing.

 
i had some gaper in jeans lecture me on how he didn't like the new "shaped" skis, and how he just got new bindings yearly. he was on some red, 0-sidecut things from at least the 80s with indeed new bindings. he also had a total of 5 teeth at a ripe old age of 30-something.

 
some kid in a race suit said to me:

"Dude your goggles go around your helmet, not under it."

I proceeded to ride away shaking my head
 
old bitch who claimed i cut her in the line

"you like dressing like one of those boarder punks dont cha? with those goggles where i cant see your eyes. Trying to scare me are ye! son ive seen so much worse in my day! Its punks like you that will make me sleep well tonight"

The last line made absolutely no sence to me.

 
some of these posts are kind of lame. like the average person doesn't know the difference between a cork and and a rodeo and a misty. don't rag on em because of it!
 
i had lunch detention w/ my math teacher and he started talking about skiing w/ me and i said something about a terrain park and he said "whats that?" so i said its got like rails and jumps so he knew what i was talking about and he said "huh so do they just have these at only 1 or 2 ski resorts here?"
 
im talkin to this kid on facebook and he sees that in my pictures ill call my ski stuff my 09-10 weapons and he goes "why are they called weapons?" and im like "because I slay with them" and he goes "slay what the bunny hill?" I am then like no, the terrain park, 270 on switch up 450 off on rails". he then says the expected "can u do a backflip"inverted tricks are not aloud at our mt. and its lurking with popo so i dont do em.i say "no theyre not aloud"and he goes "bullshit we do em all the time
hes been up there like 3 times haha
 
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