Best gaper comments

"How did you get both your tips to bend up like that?" - kid across the street

"Whats a gaper?" - snowboarder friend.
 
that's not so bad... at least he knew such a thing existed. and of course there is the ever popular:
"What's the deal with these 'shaped' skis?"
 
some skier did a real nice cork 5 at my hill and ski patrol went after him and flipped because apparently inverted aerials are banned at this mountain.

I took my run 5 minutes later and he was still trying to explain off axis spins to the patroller

freaking ignorant.

another time they had this huge pile of snow(with a slope that kind of resembled a cliff) waiting to be groomed onto one of the runs and my friend climbed to the top was about to slay this little drop (it's southern PA.. we take what we can get)

the patrollers shut him down so fast, clipped his ticket and told him to ride the lift back down.

he went and complained to service desk and ended up getting another ticket

spark notes: I should be doing homework, you didn't miss anything important
 
i unstrap my bindings to hike this rail (yes i snowboard)

and some gaper yells at me- Get off the trail, its not the place to be walking

when i was clearly in no ones way and off to the side just walking
 
some gaper wrecked his shit on the hill and he was like 30 yards away from a ski so i gave it to him and as i was riding away "Hey how do i get this fucking thing on" hahaha he had the heel piece up and was like smashing his foot into it
 
so i'm buying stuff at a big and tall store right,

walk into the store, the guy gives me the most questionable look ever

him: so what are you lookin for(still with the wtf gaze)

me: oh some big stuff

him: uh i think we might be to big for you

me: you mean you have something over an 8xl tall?

him: (still looks at me like im retarded)

later on, tryin on some shit

me: yea, so i like the baggy stuff, cause it's like a style, and helps you move easier in the air

him: hmm...

him: why would you want big stuff??? to slow yourself down??

looked at my friend and laughed, walked out of the store
 
Told some guy on the lift i was sammy carlson from the XGames, he said "wow! im gunna go home and replay my tevo and tell my daughter 'i rode the lift with that guY!' "
 
Gaper: "Your skis kick snow in my face"

Me: "Don't ski behind me then"

Gaper: "Why don't you just bend down the ends?"
 
every time i go up the lift i have to explain what my skis are and why they are like that...the questions they ask me literally make me speechless which from people that know me...i am NEVER speechless. lol

'have u tried snowblades? those are for tricks; skis are for going fast...thats what im going to buy i think'
 
Gaper: "Are those speakers on your goggles?" Pointing at the vents at the bottom of A-framesMe: "yeah they are so deer don't come into the runs"Gaper: "Oh"
 
I always get this from snobby, rude, pushy kids when I am filming.

"So are you filming"

-Yeah, that's why I have a camera

"How much does that camera cost"

-A lot, I don't share that with people.

"Well why not"

-I just don't, it's my own business.

Then they proceed to think I am a dick.
 
I was having a mad sesh in the Loon park with my homies and this twenty somthing gaper pointed to the small flat rail and asked "why is this thing in the way?"
 
on the lift at mt snow with my bro and this 40 something gaper aske us to take his gaper spawn up the lift. because "we looked like experts" buuut anyway this kid made my day he was soooo funny

he said he saw us in "the snowboard area" and asked what tricks we could do, we told himm and he said he could do 630s (yes, 630s) off jumps when he was two. then he asked me why i wasnt wearing a "neckwamer" or a "helmet liner" and why my jacket and pants were'nt attatched.
 
i was riding up the chairlift when i saw a girl wearing her helmet backwards. when i told her she called me a idiot. since it was backwards she had a massive gap.
 
late winter at stowe last year some texan or something-" hey hunny, see them kids with that baggy pants? watch them hit the snow shooter and do some sweet airs! them kids is crazy!"

then some eruo trash was talking about truck drivers...but he sounded like a fucking moron saying tuck divers
 
a guy on snowblades, with his entire family next to him on snowblades, was up top at solitude looking across the way at some turns on the other side of the canyon, and he asked my roomate where the lift was to get over there, because he wanted to get some fresh pow.
 
fuckin exact same thing happened to me...it was funny stuff. except it was my school chaperone who was going on the skibus trip (I go to boarding school, skibus is the only way to get up there). we're not allowed to do inverts if we're going with the school, liability and all...

he was impressed but he was like "I'm gonna have to take your pass and send you back to the bus."

me: "are you serious, my head was NOT below my legs..."

him: "yeah but it's still dangerous"

me: "you realize I've been doing these all day...you filmed one"

him: "uhhhhhhh"
 
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"i found the BIGGEST cliff/drop off of the side of the trail over there. just ski along the tree line... you should hit it, its awesome"
 
I was with my brother getting his bindings set to his 06/07 PE's (he sucks thats you should know) and the guy setting the bindings says. I hate these internet skis. They arent goood
 
Me and my friends skiing past this redneck guy and hitting the little jumpies on the side of the run....

He says, "HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' STUNT SKIERS OR SOMETHINNNNN'"
 
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