Best Chair Lift Insult

my buds and i usually scream random shit like "CHICKEN FUCKER" at random people gets some hilarious reactions. or just moan loudly when ur among strangers
 
When I was probably 11 or 12 me and my friend were spitting off the chairlift cause we were little assholes. Never really expected to hit anyone just acted like plane bombers. One day I dropped a big green slime ball at some snowboarder coming down.

Pow right in the kisser.

Guy turns around screams "Im gonna get you fucker"

Scared shitless we ski trees all the way down and get dad to drive us home immediately claiming i didn't feel good. Never again did we spit off the chair. Cool story I know
 
We had this thing where we yell "sarah" off the lift at a random girl to see if she looks, and then when she does, complain that she's not the sarah we are looking for.

really weird and creepy, but that was the point.

Oh the high school days, now i'm a college grad with a real job and barely ski...
 
chuckled substantially.

I like yelling random names at people to see if I can get them right. Never do.
 
"Your doing it wrong", if they are laying on the ground

"Face shots like a porn star" on powder days

"Hey wait for me, i wanna show you how to drop that."

"DAD?!!!!" The best one also related to "MOM?!!!!"

"Your gaper gaps showing"

I yell a lot.
 
a friend of mine used to do this all the time in high school, and it pissed us off incredibly, just cause he'd come back up and be like 'what'dtheysaywhat'dtheysay am i cool oh boy i bet i impressed everyone' and we just touch each others dicks and see who can fit the most fingers up our butts. it gets wildly off track
 
I just go up to randoms and ski into them and hug them saying that i haven't seen them in forever and that they should come over again i do this to girls a lot more frequently then to guys.
 
a few years back we threw some firecrackers off the lift. It would cause some fun, and people would flip a shit when you would have it land about 15 feet away.
 
Random punter skiing down close to a fence....

Yell out repeatedly " Your backpack is open!!!!" untill said punter crashes into fence..... then realizing that said punter has no backpack. Most epic chair moment of my life.
 
Also.... Find a random girl sitting under the chair taking a break..... Start yelling " LISA!!!!! LISA!!!!"

Once you have her attention then yell " Sorry for those cum stains on your dress last night!!!"

Many great laughs to be had after.
 
I guess I'll just have to keep an eye out for a group of high school aged park rats pizza-ing their way back to the lift.
 
Funny here's me,
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yelling insults at people is rude and effects peoples self esteem. I prefer to throw snowballs at people while i'm on the lift, no mental injury, on physical if you're a pussy.
 
at my home mountain there is a cat track separating a green an blue and black right under the chair. the first turn off is the green the second being the black and the last being a blue. some gaper kid is trying to climb back up from the bottom and i yell "hey faggot that way is a black, you don't look at all good enough to ski that so turn the fuck around and try it that way" his reply had the surrounding three chairs laughing all the way to the top "Ohok thanks man" he didn't even realize i was being a douche.

Gapers make it interesting
 
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