Best Chair Lift Insult

[bromigo]

oh I'm a PKer, been to some contests at holly though.

 

[rareison]

Usually I call them a "stupid head" and it makes them pretty upset, it works good you should try it

 

[BertBoyd]

Holly is better then PK in my opinion

 

[zues]

i'm too stupid to make up my own mind

 

[BertBoyd]

tard

 

[BertBoyd]

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory[/b]

 

[Ksteez666]

Dear OP, stop, this thread is fine without you keeping it going by commenting on it over and over again

 

[bdc.]

Stop bumping your own thread you attention whore..

 

[Mr.Luke]

this thread makes my pancreas hurt

 

[maximiliaan]

true that, even if its your own thread you dont have to keep commenting to every reply

 

[AR6Ryder]

Suckadick beetch... /thread

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

So I heard you like aliases...

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Insult? More like assault them.

 

[AR6Ryder]

And get arested..........

 

[.AR6rider.]

What a strange coincidence that an alias mimicking my name would bump all the recent threads created by a member local to me...

I wonder who it could be...

 

[Ksteez666]

even bigger coincidence they have the same display picture!!

 

[BBurt]

I find it entertaining to talk to my friends about "the body" when there's a random on the chair. Even better when they start to play along.

 

[Cataplonic]

fuck everything

 

[Stainr]

Im confused

 

[BertBoyd]

It's actually not me

 

[E.C.]

HEY WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

people tend to look

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Hey I saw you skiing a few runs back. You ski like a girl.

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

"Did those skis come with a happy meal" i said it to a friend of mine who is like 5'6" or something, he is 16 and has the kids version of the AR7's so i thought it was necessary.

 

[DrZoidberg]

I was on the lift with some foreign dude, couldn't place his accent, but when some snowboarder caught an edge and fell he's just like BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[.squirrely.]

when kids are under the lift looking for a dropped item we tell them we see it somewhere higher up on the trail and the poor child goes on a wild goose hunt for his glove that slipped off the chair that he probably wont find

and we convinced so many gapers shaun white rides at our mountain we just picked a kid with long hair that is pretty good and started calling him shaun and the gapers buy it

and filming interviews with randos on the lift or in lines

 

[.AR6rider.]

 

[GuacamoleMane]

Asking them if they do trickery such as whirlee doos and slide e doos, an what there best maneuver is

 

[BertBoyd]

lol

 

[Chunter]

 

[BertBoyd]

Ba ba ba bump

 

[jabroni.]

STAHP

 

[Jesse.White]

Telling people who are telemarking brooo your bindings are broken

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I offered park rats who were having trouble in a mogul field my poles with [tag=260955]@AbiH[/tag] at snowbird. The kid who was probably mid teens looked up at me and yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs

 

[r00kie]

I offered park rats who were having trouble in a mogul field my poles with [tag=260955]@AbiH[/tag] at snowbird. The kid who was probably mid teens looked up at me and yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs

Don't you use the whiski poles? Cause if so that kid doesn't know what he missed out on.

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I know right? He missed out bigtime

Don't you use the whiski poles? Cause if so that kid doesn't know what he missed out on.

 

[AbiH]

I offered park rats who were having trouble in a mogul field my poles with [tag=260955]@AbiH[/tag] at snowbird. The kid who was probably mid teens looked up at me and yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs

BAhahahaha that was hilariouuuuussssss