Best Chair Lift Insult

me and my friend scream "lol smiley face" to everyone we see on the ground. That and yelling at snowboarders cause we're cooler than they are
 
when people yell at me off the lift i usually ski down to the bottom and wait for them so i can furiously masterbate and cum on their boots. Gets em every time
 
One of the lifts at our mountain goes over a very flat part of a trail where inexperienced skiers and boarders often remove their skis/board and walk the rest of the way. We like to bring a whistle on the lift it, blow it at them and then yell "Take a lap!" It gets some pretty great looks from people.
 
I always pile snow onto my skis before the lift ride. Our chair goes right over the drop in for the beginner park, and I usually just shake the now off on the mob of gapers standing there.
 
I'm guilty of this, I also try to fling the snow back on whoever I'm riding with, a friend, I wouldn't do it to a stranger.
 
whenever somebody stops the lift (happens a TON at my hill) for a minute or two, my friend starts blowing on his high pitched avalanche whistle. its pretty funny and pisses people off really quickly
 
i cant believe no one has posted the classic get a lot of snow on your skis then hit them together so it falls on people. thats the best one there is
 
i wouldnt ever just yell mean or spit at random people, thats just stupid and taking it too far. However if youre riding up a chair lift and you see someone bitching out at the top of a cliff, by all means let them be well aware of how much of a pussy you think they are. haha on pow days its all in good fun though i guess its a bit different.
 
Ya people being bitches on the top of cliffs deserve to be mocked since they won't hit it properly and will just scrape needed snow off from the lip.
 
haha like i said man its all in good fun, take a ride up red chair and peak chair in the morning on a pow day in whistler and youll see what i mean
 
Someone falls hard, we scream to them that they lost something, it gets their attention and once they are looking for what they lost, we scream YOUR DIGNITY! and then we inch our way up the mountain into the sunset.
 


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the best way to deal with a-holes is to laugh it off and have a good time. people might be thrown off by the fact that you're unfazed, but its the way to be.
 
I was awkwardly sitting in a gondola with a women and said want to here a joke, I told her "how can you tell your wife is dead? the sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Not another word.

 
start speaking german (since i learned it in highschool)if someone bitches or complains at me for cutting them off or somthin. it usually works unless they speak german to. then just mob out
 
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