Best Chair Lift Insult

i just like turning up my music so people on the lift can here it, then switching to some hardcore rap shit.... but when they get off its right back to chill ass rock
 
lol this, i keep to myself my music and my friends, but if some kid pisses me off and i see him haha oh how much fun i have being a douche bag to these kind of kids.
 
Not any more. The dudes carcass rotted and fell apart. I'll start up again next time I kill someone. You'll be the first to know
 
I know a guy with a scouse accent and some woman wondered why he was in Tignes because liverpudlians are all robbers.

That was entertaining.
 


1. have a conversation with a friend about weird stuff

2. blast music like taylor swift, selena gomez, etc... while vigorously head-bobbing and throwing gangsigns up/the hand-gun

3. play intense screamo music and stare straight forward the whole time

4. have a conversation and act like you live right near the people... like down their street

5. speak spanish
 
My friends tend to scream penis as loud as they can until people start awkwardly staring at them from the trail or lifts around us. Another one of my friends always has to sing dick in a box the whole chair ride, I can never get him to shut up. If I end up in the singles line I stick to playing metal as loud as possible and ignoring the people that are wondering what the fuck is wrong with me.
 
My friend had a muffin thrown at him from a kid on the chairlift. He did nothing to defend himself.
 
I started a giant snowball fight at mount snow on bottom of a chair lift like 3 years ago. not a insult but i thought I'd share.
 
found this one chick bombing down the hill taking no turns and my friend had a half full cup of slushee. Chucked it and nailed the bitch in the face. She almost cracker while i almost and possibly peed my pants
 
Some boarder yelled "Nice skis bro" off the chair lift. I thanked him graciously and continued on with my day. It was a pleasant interaction
 
One time at Jiminy Peak hiking the park these kids were throwing m-80s off the chair at all kinds of people. They were doing it every time they went up the chair too. One group ended up tracking them down in the lodge before ski patrol could and gave one kid a busted nose haha.
 
haha i remember in high school I was skiing with my buddy and he was just starting to get decent at park so he tried a 2 onto a box and slid out. some kids on the chairlift started yelling "fuckin pussy" and the like. Anyways, saw em like 2 runs later considering my home hill had like 5 lifts and after a little intimidation my buddy and I pretty much forced the kids to try to hit all the features in the park even though they absolutely blew and we just pointed and laughed at them the entire way down, making sure every single person on the hill stopped and watched these kids bust ass. i know, cool story bro
 
my friends and i sit on opposite ends of the chair and talk to each other on our banana phones.... really confuses people
 
I love the good old "you dropped your pocket" usually gets people everytime.

Or, you dropped your wallet, then they go look.
 
If they are French, and they have a wutang sticker, ask how they can understand the Wu. They get angry in a hurry
 
you think you're so clever cause you ride dolphins for bitcoins, but Bill O'Reilly has AIDS and you better donate the lemons...
 
Back when I lived and skied in NY, my friends and I would shout off the chairlift "HEY JOEY". We would get the funniest reactions. I need to think of a good name now for Colorado.
 
It was all ok when you were telling me about peaches, but now that I know you're from zanzibar pickles won't ever be the same for doug.
 
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