Best Chair Lift Insult

BertBoyd

BertBoyd

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Some guys screamed at me " i had fun fucking your mom last night " so i screamed back " ha jokes on you bitch i have 2 dads "
 
a guy yelled to me "you suck"i didn't respond

he said "nice comeback"

me "if you want cum-back lick it off your moms face"

he didn't respond,i know he heard it though
 
more for someone who is on the chair with you, "do they make those skis in mens sizes?" get owned noob!!!!
 
wow this makes me upset about how cool everyone thinks they are. my turn.

my pals and I used to yell 'you dropped your pocket' or 'your zippers bleeding' to hate on racers. cool eh?
 
A dude yelled at me that he banged my mom. My comeback was I hollowed out his carcass then used him as a puppet on my traveling stand up comedy tour, "Aidan and the dead guy"
 
This kid threw his poles at my friend on the lift. He caught one of them, broke it in half over his thigh and threw it back at the kid...
 
i like to yell "YOU DROPPED YOUR POCKET!!!!"

and i often yell out shit like "hey Jim!" cause people always look even if its not their name, then they just get confused.

i dont yell rude shit though.
 
I just like to sit with randoms between a friend and I and start having a nonchalant conversation about fucked up wild shit

 
I dont know what you guys are talking about with all this hate and what not. I just mack on hoes when Im on the lift. And by macking on hoes I mean yelling youre hot from a comfortable distance.
 
being from Idaho I enjoy talking to my friend that is on the other side of some rando about how my new meth lab in the basement of my residence is doing,
 
I love turning up my music just loud enough so the randos on the lift can barely hear it, and then attempting conversation with them. Like speaking in a super loud voice and not answering their questions correctly
 
one time I fell in the park and these little girls told me I'm gay from the chair so I showed them my dick.

now I'm in prison.
 
people are so rude. if anyone cool ever heckles me while skiing i'll be crushed. i think i'll just lay down and cry
 
if i can't think up a really good comeback to show them that i'm better than they are, i just clip out of my skis and go home to sleep in my closet.
 
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that's awesome
 
i was with this randy at App Ski one time and he yelled at ski patrol that they sucked a skiing. Not really interesting but after reading all the inputs i felt compelled to write this
 
i dont cause shit on the chairlifts... mostly cause im not 12.

and if and when people do yell or spit at me, ill try and find them, then threaten to beat the shit out of them.

yaya i know

#tufffffffguy.

but seriously. youll spit at me from the chairlift, but would you ski right up to me and spit on me from within arms length?

didnt think so.
 
When someone insults me I pretend to be Russian gangster, which is easy for me since I'm Russian.

Many are on the verge of shitting their pants by the dismount point.
 
my friends and i used to always shout "hi dad!!" whenever we saw a middle aged man by himself. got some pretty funny looks, we were really cool
 
This. One time, the kid in the middle wasn't responding until we were at the top of the lift and saw a black guy dressed as santa claus. My friend said, "hey look its santa" and the kid just burst out saying "I aint never seen no n***** santa claus" and skied off into the sunset
 
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