Best B-Day present from a gf?

Naturalbornskier

Naturalbornskier

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hmm...id have to say the xbox,game,and two movies she got me for my b-day last sat...its pretty rad

Gage:'Night Grandma'

G-ma:'Night darling'

Gage:'Fucking Whore'

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a poem, webcam, gumby airfreshener

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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
Stuffed teddy bear. Ain't nobody gonna beat that.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
having her look across the table to tell me she loved me... and then the she's on top thingy, woo woo

at the special olympics, whats the policy for parking? first come first serve?
 
since I've only managed to be with one of my gfs on my bday... I got cookies, and a lap dance

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lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
any kind of violent sex act

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'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
My girlfriend made me wait until my B day to get anything from her let me tell you it was great

Im a Dumbass
 
first bj on my b-day!

'Spare me your biblical back-peddling nonsense!' - Atreyu

NS Old-Timer

**Viva La Resistance**
 
now THAT is a gift.

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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
i got tony hawks 4 and a training day on dvd and i got blindfolded and my hands tied to the bed and got the best blowjob ever, now that was a great birthday

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
now when is steak and blowjob day..i cant wait

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-kevan

 
haha, what a stupid question!

sex is definetely the best!!

but For my last b-day my g/f and I ran away for a day and it was cool cause we just went and laid in a corn field and hung out. We never get to that normally cause we're both really busy and like when we do get to hang out it's at parties and my friends have huge ass houses so we hardly even see each other there. So yeah, I'd have to say getting to be with her is the best present.

On my way to goddom
 
^ good point its compeltely random, expecially that evryone has mde it into how the got there first bj on there b-day and with details

wanna be wit the HuckDoll Wanna-be's~ still workin on it

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

 
that steak and blowjob day is march 20th.........my birthday

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BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
it wasn't from a girlfriend, but it was from a friend who is a girl.

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It moos when you turn it on and off.

 
she says if we make it to my b-day...its a threesome with her little korean friend...how do you say happy ending?

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I think ur gonna be single on ur bday there bud

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lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
the best thing i ever got was a card in my locker that said that going out with me was a joke. that was kinda harsh

~You Can Call Me Matty~
 
I got a pair of 1080's last year. That was fucking dope. I also go tied to the bed so I couldn't (or didn't have to) do any work. Just laid back and enjoyed the show.

This year I get an even better present. She's bringing home a friend...

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
Getting a video tape sent to me 4000km away from home of my friends wishing me happy birthday and then her at the end singing happy birthday.

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a watch, not gold w/diamonds just a sport watch that's pretty cool. it has a dial on it to get to the different modes. I'm simple, and I feel bad for all you boys that had girls holdin out until your b-day. you gotta let the ladies know your not having sex for yourself, your there to please them.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
i got mine family guy on dvd.

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I don't know what to do for my boyfriend this year...

Last year I brought him to Killington for the day and rented one of those ill private gondolas and gave some gondola pleasure and then several vouchures to sugarbush

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
yea got a sweet views from the vault, watched that smoked some dank ass herb my friend gave to me for free that he brought back from Shasta so smoked a fatty drank a little her parents were gone till like 3 or some shit. got the best head the she was all over me on top probrably in the top 5 nights of my life haha

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I'm going to have to say sex and more sex is a good present from your girlfriend..

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the thing that sucks is that a girl have give a guy sex for there birthday...but can a guy give a girl sex for her bday? im sure some girls you could but not too many

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Haha good luck Lauren.

Quazbotch... We sell those at Toys R Us! They're so cool. There's a geren dinosaur, a blue elephant, a purple hippo, that cow one, a lion, brown bear, and I think maybe one or two more. The hippo one is the coolest because he does this retarded laugh thing. So awesome. I want one.

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Banana Turtles forever, baby!

BE JEALOUS!

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half the people that said they got play for their birthday is lying. i went to killington with my girlfriend on my last birthday.

Chris: Tynan you wear the same thing every day, a pair of levis and a white t-shirt, what are you some kind of cartoon character?

Tynan: Shutup Chris you dress like a gay farmer.

 
i was so sick on my bday this year that all my girlfriend could do was let me lay in her lap

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
strode420 i just realized your post said 'lay in her lap' not 'play in her lap'

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'I have luffahs'

SRMC

-kevan

 
some condoms a nice lesbian porno and her hot foreign working friend hehehehehehehehe

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
my b-day is also steak and blow job day.... unfortunately i have never dated someone on my bday... *shanking fist in air* DAMN YOU HARVEY!!!

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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
She cheated on me, guess i saw it coming tho, but it was with my best friend, plus she didnt even get me anything.that birthday was cool, i also got beaten up by a bouncer. and ended sleeping on a concrete floor with my friends wet bath towel over me and him rubbing his feet in my face.HAPPY 18th!!!

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
 
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