Best B-Day present from a gf?

Dude I got dumped before one bday its a meh, dumped another just after her bday (which is jeust before mine)

Anyway, sex on a bday is depressing, its like saying u dont have sex normally. u shouldn't need an anniversary or a bday to have sex. sex is truly spontaneous. at least with the two chicks I've slept with the first two times were pretty spontaneous

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
how often does that actually happen? like really, most gfs (my past ones) and girls I know would not share their bfs

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I got to ski for like 8 days for free, and got the sickets hoody and shirt and some other rad stuff too. Yeah, nobody can beat that!

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
im most of these threesomes and what not are just a pile of shit. You dont need to lie to sound cool now,wtf is the world coming to!

Gage:'Night Grandma'

G-ma:'Night darling'

Gage:'Fucking Whore'

*Click*

 
Yeah that's what I always do for gifts, give whoever it is a few vouchers to bush. Doesn't cost me a cent and they love it.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
Hmm, one year I had a guy try to get ass from me on my birthday... that was an interesting one.

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
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