Awesome ways to make money

[Changethattape]

Ok GOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Waffle11]

moola.com

 

[invader7]

get a job

 

[JamesR]

post up on the block

 

[samwise]

sell one of your kidneys

 

[RICK_ROSS]

ya gotta work off times though, like sundays, and ya

 

[bigolrig]

donate sperm

 

[VT_FLO]

sell drugs

 

[S.b.H]

-mow lawns
-painting/ staining

 

[RICK_ROSS]

those arnt awesome

 

[BEARS.]

manwhore.

 

[S.b.H]

haha. well painting/ staining gets u a lot of money

 

[Malcolm]

beg on the streets

 

[cottonwoodarmada1651]

selling somebody else's kidneys.

 

[No_Bueno]

steal your friends pets, and sell them.

 

[=Worf=]

bet the celtics everytime they are getting points against the spread. oops basketball season is over. bet the texas rangers over, every game of the year

 

[Mezmerize19]

my buddy asked everyone for a dollar and over the course of two periods, he made 30 bucks. some people gave him $5

 

[landonn]

sell yourself

 

[E.C.]

ski

 

[kzrstf]

ok

go to burgerking and ask for a whooper

bring it home and remove the meat, eat the bread and vegetables, etc.

put the meat in a bag, in your backyard

wait about one month, until he has full of worms in.

Return to burgerking AND BRING THE MEAT!

ask for another whooper, and take a seat.

While no one is watching you, SWITCH THE BEEF, and hide the good one.

Yell: OMG! MY MEAT IS FULL OF WORMS!

Show your whooper to an employee.

Ask them money or you'll sue them

Either you get a compensation, or you sue them an become RICH

 

[Mike34113]

...

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Pimp your girlfriend.

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

1. Send yourself boxes in the mail.

2. Find the closest papermill that will recycle corrugated for money.

 

[J-mo44]

go to your local mall and walk around the back parking lot,
find a car thats unlocked and look inside, ipods and cellphones can be worth a lot of money

 

[908]

sell useless shit you have on ebay

 

[S.b.H]

pawn shop

 

[martin.]

NO

 

[[~_~]]

Bears.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

yeah, no

and change your fucking dumb signature

 

[the420skier]

drugs

 

[skijunkiedtm]

fuck you. if you do that, i hope some one spots you and wreaks you.

 

[k-rob]

lame. get a job you bum

 

[Reptar.]

Never insult Demetiri Martin again.

 

[Alex=God]

Pimpin

 

[kzrstf]

my dad got hot wired his car

laptop, blackberry, itouch, christmas cash, work's documents, VOLVO, all gone

 

[JC_Nolan]

whore yourself to fat chicks

 

[k-rob]

thieves suck. somebody broke into my garage last week and stole my friends Norco Wolverine (he was just keeping it at my place for the week), and my mom's GPS for her car.

 

[tommihq]

How do you make money with bears? Sounds awesome though

 

[BEARS.]

yes?

 

[nigel12]

become a pool buy

its super relaxing cleaning pools

 

[Scolson]

Hustle

 

[Scolson]

Im sure it's funny when he does it in his act, on stage. It doesn't really translate well in text, it just comes off as retarded.

 

[doritos]

.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

sell your anal virginity on ebay to the highest bidder... (no homo)

 

[Balto]

go to walmart/target/fred myer and wait till you see a car pulling out. then jump behind it so it bumps you and fall to the ground. when the driver gets out demand money or you will sue. my friend and i did it last summer and it worked quite well

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Whore yourself out.

 

[vincepru]

some of you are sketchy as fuck, get a job and be proud of what you earn. stealing is fucked up, and insurance fraud is even more fucked...

 

[doritos]

People like your friend are ruining America. Easily as bad as the kid who suggested stealing shit, seriously, fucking Christ... get a job, skimming off the top and working the system is one the thing, fucking people over makes you a tool.

 

[k-rob]

think about how pissed you would be if you were the guy driving the car...asshole.

 

[inactive]

massive douche move

 

[GatoGordo]

A shitty way to make awesome money is to stack wood. You can make $20/hour, under the table, but it is awful work. You really can't make money doing awesome things, so why not do 20 hours of shitty work, and make $400?