Awesome ways to make money

Gotta be 5'11" first of all. At least in Montana. 99% of girls who go in for sperm donation request a "tall guy" in their preferences or something like that.
 
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invest in small cap tech stocks and futures, my portfolio has almost quadrupled in the last month alone, started with 100 bucks a year ago, rocking almost 12 grand now. almost have enough to start flipping some real estate
 
Sell some junk on EBAY!!!

Or else, I've heard of this website that you can put stuff on, and trade it for something else. I've read an article about how this one guy starting with a paperclip and ended up after a year, trading it on, and on, for bigger things and eventually getting a small house!

All fails, have a rummage sale. Or sell lemonade. I mean... u make like 100% profit off parents cash :)
 
i watched my dad turn $300 into $8000 about five months ago, in the space of about two minutes. it went higher after that but he wouldn't tell me how much higher. it was enough that he's thinking of buying a new truck.
 
Not possible, unless it was some kind of supernatural jump on an IPO.

Possibly turned $3000 into $8000, but two minutes? Thats a stretch.
 
$300 into over $8000 in two minutes, we watched it climb on his Blackberry. penny stocks my friend, that's the key.
 
ok, exaggerated a bit, but basically started with a hundred and put another hundred to a hundred fifty in each month, but still, over the year less than 1500 put in and worth over 12000 now. most of my money is in the hkex and the tokyo exchange, not in domestic markets. if you compare the hang seng to the DJIA, the hong kong market has been doing a little better then the ol NYSE. I believe in high-risk, high-return. I know its gonna bite me in the ass eventually, but for now its treating me great, and I'm pulling the money I originally put in, that way even if I lose money, its not an actual loss
 
my neighbor told me this way the other day..he and his friend would drive on the highway get off at every exit and go to a gas station.. he would sit in the car and pretend to count change while his friend tells people some bullshit story how they have no money to get somewhere..my friend said you have to act really embarrased to ask the person for money and it works..they both ended up making like $50 without spending a penny on gas..thats gotta be 1000s of dollars..really scummy idea but it works if ur a good actor
 
go be a professional golfer, and then get better than t woods, then you will be making 90+ mil a year.

or

create the next best thing since the computer, and you will be wealthier than Bill Gates,

or

work at a bar at a ski mountain
 
my rich ass uncle used to do this when he was a teenager:

buy ONE keg, and throw an advertised party, charge people like 5 bucks to get in. once the keg is gone everyone leaves, and you have some money
 
Become a concert promoter. I dont really do anything and get paid a lot of money. I work for Livenation, and they give me 5000 flyers for concerts, then all I do is give them to business's, and I get paid $500 plus for every show.
 
Prostitution?

Failing this all out selling body to extremes attempt, pole dancing is pretty shit hot cash intake... 2 hours dancing round a pole (got to through out a few tricks in there too [upsidesplits and so forth]) and paid £500 cash in hand

Job well done.
 
look through trash.

syphin gas out of cars then sell it for $3... dont be and asshole leave then some to get to a gas station with.

lemonade stand.

 
go to a vending machincew, a popuilar one, ad stuff the tube that peopels change comes thru with tape or tissue or something, come back in a day or so, collect your change and roll to coinstar after a couple days aned you got a nice 10-20 bucjs
 
^ lol. good way is to hunt golf balls at your local golf coarse. go where no other people go once or twice every 2 weeks. take out all the pro v1's. sell them for like 20$ for 12 of them. 40$ for 24 and so on. the callaways in a different bag. sell those for like 10-20$ a bag of like 20. ive gotten like 100$ in 2 hours of hunting. easy quick cash whenever you want it.
 
Busking is really sick if you got any musical ability. You can make like $40 in half an hour for something you actually enjoy doing.
 
viral videos on break.com or get good at poker and play freeroll tourneys, then take ur free cash and play real tourneys
 
Come on people! I wanna know how can I make money with bears! Or sharks, theyre awesome too. Maybe even crocodiles or tigers.
 
or just mow lawns for 30 bucks and keep raising the price cus of gas prices thats what i do and my parents buy the gas so it works out well
 
Steal it, sell drugs, steal shit and sell it, or trade it for drugs and sell that in exchange for gold bars which you can sell~
 
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