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I give you these 3 Items.-A paperclip-A banana-And a donkeyyour stuck on an island and have make it to another island 3/4 of a mile away in less than a day.You can only use the items that I gave you. How are you gonna do it?
 
well...

i would eat the banana. kill the donkey just for good measure then get in the water and swim there myself
 
use the paperclip to kill the donkey.

Build a raft from the donkeys bones and use the fat for flotation.

Eat the banana.
 
Use the paper clip to hold my hair back, eat the banana, give the donkey a farewell pat on the head and swim 3/4 of a mile.

Here's the real question:

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Assuming the donkey was code word for a telephone, I would call my boys from Detroit for help. They would reach the island in about 5 hours by helicopter. They would fly me to the other island.

While waiting, assuming that donkey is code for a solid 7 in a bikini, I would be well entertained, and get my swag on. And assuming a paper clip was code for a camera, I would have pics so it did happen.
 
Since the question doesn't explicitly state that the island is deserted, I'd find a local fisherman, and offer him the donkey in return for a trip across to the other island.
 
fuck the donkey, kill the banana, and marry the paperclip

bananas will go easier than a donkey, why risk getting your ass kicked by a crazy mutant horse looking thing
 
the average speed of a donkey with a full 6 7/8" banana in its system is in fact 285 MPH. I would look around the island for a batch of cookies from the armidillos(they make the best fucking cookies ever)with the cookies from the armidillos said donkey could exceed running speeds of 327MPH!!!!
 
well i'm stuck on an island where there is a sandbar right to the other one, so i wouldn't use any of that shit and just walk.

stupid game, i win.
 
The only catch the OP forgot to mention was that the donkey was a male, with a special type of AIDS that if infected in humans kills them within 37 minutes, sort of like a venom. Would you still?
 
I do have the replacement "I steal icons" icon I made for Ben when he was getting mad at kids taking his. Muahahahaha
 
I'd make a stick figure out of the paper clip, use the bandana on my head, and make a raft that the donkey has to swim across the ocean. Maybe pull him onto the raft and cut him up with the paper clip and eat him then drift.
 
braid the three paper clips together and crush one end with a rock, as you know this could be very sharp. then, i shank the donkey and skin it. I then make a flotation device out of the donkey by tieing the legs together and inflating it through the asshole....but theres one problem. the ass is still gaping open. what to do?

plug the anus of the donkey with the banana, boom, i'm at the new island
 
whoops, thought i got 3 paper clips. i'll just do the same thing with one. it will just take me longer though

sorry for the dub post
 
its going to be air tight. bear grylls did something like it with a sheepskin when he was in ireland
 
eat the banana, kill the donkey with the paperclip and then find a part of him that floats well and kick my feet in the water to propell myself. haha
 
sharpen the paperclip, kill the donkey, skin it, tie it so that it has an opening like a bag, use the technique by which you swing it over your head into the water to create an air pocket like a life-jacket and swim. eat the banana and raw fat for energy
 
What you do is...

You take the paperclip, insert it into the banana, insert the banana in the donkey, and BOOM! The donkey is buoyant, you've got yourself an easy floaty to the other island.

You could also...

Use the paper clip to defuse the bomb the evil Ian Compton put on the island, kill the donkey, eat the donkey, and use the banana as a helicopter to fly on over the the other island.
 
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