Are you Macgyver?

kill the donkey by choking it with the banana, mad grose but blow air into its lungs and hold its throat closed and use it for floatation. paperclip its hair to make it pretty
 
you are the true Macgyver. Congradulations!!

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also if you snap its neck and let it die, after sitting in the sun for a day or two the abdomen would fill up with gases making it even more buoyant
 
Guys, donkeys can swim just fine. I'd just kick back on the donkey, smoke the banana peel, and let the donkey all the work. If the donkey wants to stop swimming, motivate it by poking it with the paperclip.
 
take the paper clip and dangle the banana in front of the donkey. donkey swims across the body of water while i ride my trusty steed.
 
This thread is super dope,

and for good measure i would challenge the donkey in a fair game of chance where i would risk the banana and the donkey his soul. After losing the game (intentionally i rigged it) i would hand over the banana to the donkey. The donkey would presumably eat the banana as he is probably quite thirsty, i would then play the waiting game. the banana would pass through the donkeys digestive system upon which it would come out the other side as a creamy brown substance, BAM sunscreen. Eventually the donkey will die from heat stroke and exhaustion, this is where the paper clip comes in i have been hiding it behind my ear the entire time to make sure it was kept secret from the donkey. i write a message on the donkey skin and blow up its small intestine to make a make shift flotation device, i then paper clip the note to the intestine and send it out to see, now its just a matter of time.

oh and i fuck the banana peel.
 
i kill the donkey with the paper clip

use paper clip as needle to stitch together donkey carcass into canoe.

eat banana for energy..

 
I'd feed the banana to the donkey so he'd have some energy and have him swim out sorta far. He'd probably get tired before we got there and when a shark came up to eat him, I'd ride the shark to the other side with a paper clip handle sticking out of him.
 
thank you everyone for making my first thread awesome and suceed in making applejuize jelous

keep them Macgyver skills sharp
 
make the donkey drink the ocean dry until i can simply walk across. Spend my time carving an elaborately detailed penis out of the banana using the paperclip, then when it's done, feed it to the donkey for my own amusement.
 
Kill the donkey and build a fishing rod out of its bones. Use the intestine as string and the paperclip as a hook. Of course the Banana is the lure, because we know its the favorite food of Mermaids. Catch a mermaid and force her to marry her and show you the city on the bottom of the sea. Live there happily forever and be King of the Sea.
 
eat the donkey for food. make a raft out of logs and vines. use donkey pelt for a sail. eat banana and jerk off into peel as reward. toss paper clip into bottom of ocean.
 
WHAT IF I GAVE YOU A ARMIDILLO INSTEAD OF A DONKEY.AND THE PAPERCLIP WAS REALLY A PENCIL SHARPENER.THE BANANA IS CHANGED TO A WATERMELON...... WHAT HAPPENS NOWGO!!!
 
throw the pencil sharpener away, put the watermelon under one arm and the armadillo under the other. jump into the water and pray that the melon floats and the armadillo paddles for his life just enough so you can sit back and wonder what could have been if you didnt throw that pencil sharpener away.
 
rip of donkey's tail and fashion a short rope. next gouge the donkey with the paper clip and force it into the water. When a shark is attracted by the blood and busy eating the donkey, throw the rope through it's mouth and hold on. you now have reins. ride the shark to the island, feed it the banana as a reward. name it sparky. at the island is a solid seven. enjoy.
 
Kill the donkey. Use the paper clip to widdle a bowl out of his skull. use the the banana to bribe a monkey to find me weed. Pack the Bowl. And wait. Micheal Phelps will be along shortly. Then once he's smoked. i ride on his back to the other island.
 
Epic.

Kill armadillo and use shell as helmet. Shake a cocunut tree and drink/eat the insides and live on the island happily untill help arrives.
 
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