... Obviously... Store time:
This one time I taped my roomates hands and feet together with duct tape after he passed out from a night of studying. Then I proceeded to cut his shirt and pants off (deep sleeper). I then placed his hand in warm water then proceded to spread peanut butter all over his body. My dorm allows for pets, so I had a couple friends dogs (2 small yorkies who apparently bite, but we didn't know that until later) a ferret (also bites when it gets scared), and a pet snake (which is is deathly afraid of). I kept the animals in my friend's room until I was finished setting him up.... Fast forward 5 minutes... As soon as he started to piss himself, I poured honey all over his face (at this point he started to wake up and notice, but still was too grogy to contemplate exactly what masterpiece I had concocted this time) then proceeded to throw feathers ontop of him. I then threw the snake on him as he started to struggle and realize he pissed himself and was tied up. I kept my composure and got the rest of the animals out of my neighbor's room (meanwhile the whole dorm could hear him screaming because it was 5am) and proceeded to unleash them onto his naked, peanut butter covered body. After several minutes of being bitten and licked while wallowing in his own piss I came up to him and yelled APRIL FOOLS, BITCH! this is for slamming the door on your way to class two days ago while I was trying to sleep. Needless to say I got kicked out of the dorm and almost lost my scholarship. That bitch shouldn't of been slamming doors that early though right?