April Fools Idea thread

Fill a bucket up with water, open a door slightly, put the bucket on top of the door, then when someone walks through you stab them.
 
Thinking about having one of my sgt.s from my shop call home and tell my parents I went AWOL, or that I got arrested for selling gov't info to foreign countries and tell them that they are going to be interrogated. Or something around the lines of that.
 
Always to the classic rubber band around the spray faucet in the kitchen sink and angle the sucker so when someone turns on the sink they get sprayed
 
When I was a little kid I woke my mom up at 5am on April Fools telling her she was on the news and made her run downstairs to turn on the TV. She sat there looking at the TV half awake and very confused. I giggled and walked away.
 
Fart in a tupperware container now, let it steam and sit until next year and leave it for an unexpected victim
 
Last year I found a picture on the internet of the same type and color of car as mine smashed up pretty good. Put it on Facebook. I had relatives worried and calling me for days. Dad was about to get me a new car too.

It worked real well.
 
I did this too, and went farther by tagging two friends in it and having them leave comments like "holy shit my neck still hurts" and "sorry about your jetta man.. it was a good car"
 
There are way weirder things going on in this post than what I said. Stop fucking with me, open your eyes. You can't read.
 
buy 1000 crickets from a pet store and place the bag somewhere strange so there is a strange chirping coming from somewhere. if feeling more devious, release them
 
this only works if you have a cool teacher, but you have everyone in your class put an alarm on their phone for the same time; but with different ringtones, then hide them everywhere in the room. as soon as the time starts there's tons over crazy noises... it's pretty good
 
Gets sooooo bad. Did this to my cousin and let it sit for over a year sealed. He almost passed out and ran to the bathroom and puked.
 
for the last 2 months ive been putting one ping pong ball in my friends yard everyday. on april fools im gonna sign my name on it. its been driving him insane not knowing who it is
 
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1. Put on rubber gloves

2. Obtain poop from a species of your choice.

3. Pack it behind someone's car door handle.
 
For those of you in highschool

Install the google chrome nicholas cage app on as many computers as possible.

Also my fav to do at school:

1 PrtSc your desktop and make sure to hide the mouse

2. Move all of the icons off of the desktop

3. Set the PrtSc screen shot as the new desktop.

4.????

5. Laugh as all the kids complain to a TA that the icons aren't working. (You can also hide the bottom bar with the start button and all that stuff as well)

 
Hahahaha. Get some chick with a thick accent to call and ask your mom if she will accept a collect call from Gitmo.
 
go to your friends house. Fill a garbage can up with water and place it against their door. Knock on their door. When they open the door the garbage can will fall onto them and their floor.
 
... Obviously... Store time:

This one time I taped my roomates hands and feet together with duct tape after he passed out from a night of studying. Then I proceeded to cut his shirt and pants off (deep sleeper). I then placed his hand in warm water then proceded to spread peanut butter all over his body. My dorm allows for pets, so I had a couple friends dogs (2 small yorkies who apparently bite, but we didn't know that until later) a ferret (also bites when it gets scared), and a pet snake (which is is deathly afraid of). I kept the animals in my friend's room until I was finished setting him up.... Fast forward 5 minutes... As soon as he started to piss himself, I poured honey all over his face (at this point he started to wake up and notice, but still was too grogy to contemplate exactly what masterpiece I had concocted this time) then proceeded to throw feathers ontop of him. I then threw the snake on him as he started to struggle and realize he pissed himself and was tied up. I kept my composure and got the rest of the animals out of my neighbor's room (meanwhile the whole dorm could hear him screaming because it was 5am) and proceeded to unleash them onto his naked, peanut butter covered body. After several minutes of being bitten and licked while wallowing in his own piss I came up to him and yelled APRIL FOOLS, BITCH! this is for slamming the door on your way to class two days ago while I was trying to sleep. Needless to say I got kicked out of the dorm and almost lost my scholarship. That bitch shouldn't of been slamming doors that early though right?
 
I wanna trick my parents this year.... Just dont know how. They dont really have a sense of humor so it could seriously backfire and make them hate me (even more so than what they already do ehuehuehuh)
 
super glued one of these bad boys on the inside of the door of every boys bathroom stall in my high school junior year.

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