Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard!!

[.KYLE.]

Haha

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Why would I not be surprised.....

 

[k-rob]

this is dumber than the iPod...

 

[dave44]

The typing thing looks so tedious to use

 

[cclan]

seriously? the one big button for typing's retarded, i have a hard enough time using the search thing on my ipod.

touch sreen, then well talk.

 

[idontactuallyski]

God thats dumb

 

[Happy.]

Please tell me you know thats a parody, cuz it sure doesnt sound like it..

 

[Scott~]

They dont realize it, because they are idiots, and the onion is so known for taking all things seriously~

 

[mokeefe257]

this kinda looks fake to me....

 

[.KYLE.]

I realize its a parody, not sure anybody else does...

 

[Thomson.]

I think it's funny that a lot of people will actually believe this.

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

Good work detective!

 

[AngryFromBend]

it's the onion you fucking retards.

 

[idontactuallyski]

haha im retarded i didnt even watch 20 seconds i should have figured
"...spent 45 minutes typing an email to his friend"

 

[mokeefe257]

yeah i think its some sort of thing mocking apple and there technology

 

[k-rob]

ahh i just watched the video, onion news of course. not that i would be surprised if apple released something like this (oh wait they already have).

 

[Phill.]

that is definatly just a joke!!!! idk but did anyone else read the news ticker on the bottom? pretty much gives it away....

 

[coolhandluke]

read all the "predictive sentences" oh my god. onion strikes harder than ever.

 

[sk1er]

oh the onion

 

[cclan]

i see i have been fooled

 

[skiminnesota]

 

[SHampson]

"and nothing is simpler than a giant wheel button"

 

[pianoman]

a lot of stupidity has been shown in this thread....ohhhh NS......i loved the video though!!!

 

[Dub_Digital]

hhahah "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit"...

 

[JasperGphoto]

o really...are you sure

(heavy sarcasm)

 

[mokeefe257]

i was being sarcastic too

 

[Bridges]

hahaaha man the onion always makes me laugh...but seriously if apple keeps making shit so simple I would not be surprised if that is what one of their products are like one day

 

[idontactuallyski]

 

[pounds.]

haha that whole video was set up like an actual news article and they had like real interviews and shit

 

[JasperGphoto]

my bad

 

[Slinger1x1]

its fake... the onion is fake...

"the thing you want is just a few 100 clicks away"

 

[Peter.]

lol everything is just a few hundred clicks away

 

[skieasy]

hahahha. my favorites were

'earth friendly screen that goes black within 4 seconds!'

and

'i'll buy anything from apple if its shiny'

 

[mellifluous]

hahahah 'the battery lasts a whole 19 minutes"

 

[ryan.c]

kids on ns are fucking retarted...

ahhh i love onion news. always so funny.

 

[emopoppins]

what's funny is a majority of people are like this. but i can't deny i like my sisters macbook, its le-git.

 

[mokeefe257]

funny sam but i was being sarcastic

 

[Malcolm]

haha if i hadnt read the posts i wouldve posted something like that thing looks so dumb. i gues im just really tired

 

[Dbouch]

"Its hard to say if the wheel will catch on with businesses where people use computers for actual work instead of just dicking around." ahahahahaha.

 

[Jordan]

Lost quite a few IQ points reading the first couple of posts....

 

[jeremy.g]

i actually thought it was real until i saw the onn on the screen. apple would totally release this.

 

[B.Snow]

wow this actually looks like a joke "45 minutes typing an email to his friend"....

 

[popNfresh44]

the onion never fails to clobber the organizations that deserve to be clobbered. funny as hell too, the sentence predictor was hilarious. that guy they interviewed and made the email is EXACTLY what half of north america is becoming. which is sad.

 

[Ben.]

hahaha i love the onion

 

[LIL_WAT]

haha it took me over halfway through to realise it was fake.

 

[benk]

thanks. cereal just came out my nose at 1:10

 

[Bdogg]

the typing on that laptop would get so annoying so fast. its kida ridiculous too

 

[horner]

wow, to some of these posts.

I'm on a mac, but I still thought that was hilarious.

 

[jstemp]

its the fucking onion, they make fun of everything. i was suprised at the amount of people who did not get the joke. wow

 

[Shlogan]

kuz most of us dont know what the onion is. but ya, watch a second time and youll figure it out, hahah 2 min battery life, 45 minute typing like 3 sentences, making it lighter by taking away the screen, harddrive, and wheel. just look for that stuff. really funny, i must say.

 

[Ryno]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clutch product!

 

[c-j-s]

virtualy undestructable unless droped or hit lol