Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard!!

[triebby]

 

[t-roy]

haha, i want the next generation with no screen, hard drive or click wheel

 

[AmyLikes2Planks]

hhahaa

"practically unbreakable unless dropped or hit"

 

[summersover]

ahaha its 4 ounces lighter!!!!yes this was written on a mac

 

[Microcosm]

hahaha, "I like that it tells you it was written on a mac, that way people know you have one."

 

[IGotScrilla]

hahahaha "the macbook wheel is unbreakable unless hit or dropped" haha

 

[Phill.]

NO WAY DAWG!!!!!
and i meant the news ticker on the bottom was funny, not that thats the only reason that gave it away... i didnt even watch all of it.....

 

[mpaone4392]

what a giant piece of crap, that would take three days to type an essay

 

[b-kul]

my estimate of kids on ns getting into college just went from 55% to 23%.

 

[titsLOL]

hahaha I'm stoked the onion called out mac for making useless stuff. suckers.

 

[statuswhitegirl]

NOOB

 

[KarmaInitiative]

thats so funny

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

i thought it was real at first haha

 

[RICK_ROSS]

to the first 5 or so repliers, your fucking retarted

 

[DirtyMick]

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[k-rob]

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

 

[k-rob]

fuck i forgot embedding was fucked up...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811646

 

[shagalabagala]

Jesus, this thing is absolutely retarded. what the fuck were they thinking?!?

nothing can do away with a keyboard! The reporter even says, "everything you need is only a few hundred clicks away."

 

[hartig]

gotta love the average ns'er..

funny shit, really legit video.. the onion really took some time to make this seem real..

 

[carbon.pulse]

 

[AwR]

the ONION!

 

[Snowgoner]

wow some people are really retarded this is obviously a jokei laughed when the apple user was like, "I'll buy anything from apple as long as it's new and shiny.but the scary thing about that is thats what most people do

 

[ch@se]

So when is Oakley releasing the Osama Pro Models?

 

[freestyler540]

This is the most impracticle computer ever. Its so easy, you got to be an idiot to think its a revolution.

 

[MIDWEST.]

hahaha thats awesome people actually thought this was real at first... i realized it was fake right when i saw the onion logo.. i like mac a lot.. but that was hilarious

 

[.KYLE.]

Umm... Can we get a sarcasm meter here......

 

[cashdebt]

HAHAAHA. "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit"

 

[doublexl]

the amount of people that think this is real is staggering.

the onion is fucking hilarious.

 

[bout_it]

haha I love this.

the onion is so funny and they always make their stories look legit. so funny.

 

[GOODER]

i will buy anything if its shiny and made by apple

 

[Elijah.]

 

[AmyLikes2Planks]

nothing gets past you huh eagle eye?

 

[VT_scratch]

hahaah seriously

 

[Dan.]

I didn't know there were so many full fledged idiots on newschoolers.

 

[grifter]

Sad fact

 

[caucasian_chad]

REALLY?!?

(Weekend Update vid here)

"I'll buy anything that's shiny and made by Apple" haha reminds me of some people on here

 

[ECski]

NO WAY!! THAT SHITS TOTALLY REAL BRO!!!!!

 

[Dustin.]

I don't understand....are you incapable of using an iPod? They are pretty much idiot proof. My 65 year old I-can't-use-computers-Grandma has no problem with it.

 

[Kikindawg]

Thats just weird.
How could you draw on it?

 

[BigJim]

i still cant believe how slow some people are on ns!!

 

[shagalabagala]

Ummmm hello!!
Am I the only sane one on this site?!?This product is the dumbest thing ever. Nobody can combine the ipod and a computer. NOBODY. Even typing this little reply would take half an hour!!!!!1!!11!!

Sometimes I think I'm the only one on NS with a brain...

 

[Ben.]

lolz

 

[CassieM]

haha seriously

 

[freestyler540]

best response ever

 

[k-rob]

oh no, i just mean that apple has done some pretty pointless and useless things just for the sake of being flashy.

 

[debrickshaw]

for the love of god

half of these people are retarded

of COURSE its a parody, the onion is a parody news show, they make FAKE FUNNY news reports...
http://www.theonion.com/content/index

god damn

i hate stupid people

 

[lotsoffun]

they did such a good job with it, i swore it was real.

 

[pDails]

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