LOL YOU PROBABLY NAMED HIM TYRONE CAUSE RACCOONS LOOK LIKE BURGLAURS, SILLY RACIST.
AND OP YOUR LIZARD LOOKS LIKE A PEDOPHILE LIZARD, STILL COOL THO.
MY FRIEND USED TO HAVE A PYTHON, IT ESCAPED AS A YOUNGIN' AND THEY NEVER FOUND IT. WE JOKE ABOUT IT LIVING IN THE SEWERS AS A HUGE SNAKE.
MY OTHER FRIEND WHO IS NOW MY NIEGHBOUR HAD A PET SQUIRREL. IT SOUNDED PRETTY SKETCH BUT HE SAID IT JUST WANDERED INTO HIS HOUSE AND WANTED TO LIVE WITH HIS FAMILY LIKE A PET. HIS BROTHER WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE AFTER PULLING OFF ITS TAIL (SQUIRREL TAILS ARE BARELY ATTATCHED AND USELESS). SOUNDED LIKE A FUNNY STORY