Anyone Own Volkl Gotamas

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*breath*

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*drys his tears*

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
ha, how they hold up in the park. If you have ever ridden a ski that is 100+ underfoot, you would relize that there almost impossible to ride on hardpack, pipe is a joke, and anything out of powder is dam near impossible.

 
now now, sam you should know better. your pistols are what, 97 at the waist? thats like a pencil width narrower than the gotama, and if your going to go around sayingthe pistols are so great cause theyre fat, then why just throw out all hope for a ski thats hardly noticbly wider than the pistols? ok. then.

-Grant

bye el niño
 
no no grant, my pistols are 95 at the waist. and the gotamas are what? 105? big difference granty poo.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
my atomics are what, like 66 at the waist? yes. not really a big difference, only 3/8 of inch wider or something. pocket rocket ride good in park and its what 1cm wider than the 1080? strange. ive never riden them so AH!

-Grant

bye el niño
 
we are talkin in MMs, not CMs. mr. man, ive ridden both the 1080s and pocket rockets, since i used to have them ya hurd. and i could tell a difference. so there HA!

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKIN IN CMS????? TALK IN MMS. ITS A LOT EASIER!! wait. what are we like.. half arguing about? i seriously am comfused

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
HOWEVER, i got used to skis such as the bc or pocket rocket after using them for a few days in a row, GOT USED TO THE FATNESS!

-Grant

bye el niño
 
yeah, i wanna see grant ride some 105s with less sidecut than the bcs in the pipe. good luck grant, i love you.

what are we arguing about? i dont wanna argue anymore. i love you to much

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
yes, lets just end the arguing, im scared...

although i would ride the gotamas in the pipe, or any 10.5cm wide ski

-Grant

bye el niño
 
PR go off in the park and pipe - anyone who says you cant ride a pipe with fat skis cant ski a pipe

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What's your defintion of fat? 90-95 plus?

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over a hundo is just to big, 90 is good, 95 is when you start to push it. but 100+ should be left for big bc lines.

 
Granty poo! hahahaha sam ur killing me.

Anyway I have tried the Gotamas in a pipe. took wayy to much effort. its truly an awkward thing to use in a pipe.

for volkls here are the ratios between BC and park that I have come up with

Gotama. 100% BC

Explosive 2/3 BC 1/3 park

Pro: 1/3 BC 2/3 park

expression 100% park

dragonslayer 100% bumps/park

use these factors if you can only have one pair of volkls this year.

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the pr is good in park and pipe but tis only 90 and still has sidecut. the gotama is 105! thats 15mm bigger adn has pretty much no sidecut.

 
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:)

/brag

 
wow grammar greg, how much weiner did you have to put your mouth around to get both the explosives and the gotamas :P

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
you need to put a thinner commen ski (like a 1080 or sumtin) next to those to give all these kids a good prespective on how massive those really are.

 
ya, they actually look look normal sized skis..

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There's a Rossi Scratch BC stacked behind the Gotamas. See it?

Exactly.

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^ ahaha, that's too funny.

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I cant wait for my explosives to come!

lates moe

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