Anyone have kids?

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How many of you people have kids and still check NS?

I dont want em but damn if Im not old enough to have them.
 
My wife just had a baby yesterday ?? we have 2 now I am just surfing NS at the hospital to pass time while everyone is asleep.
 
14280957:Chunkylover said:
Getting pregnant is a like a career ending injury
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I've always compared it to a parasite growing inside you... but that certainly works too
 
14280960:Casey said:
My wife just had a baby yesterday ?? we have 2 now I am just surfing NS at the hospital to pass time while everyone is asleep.
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Haha well congrats... but why are you awake?
 
14280975:DingoSean said:
Haha well congrats... but why are you awake?
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Trying not to get too backwards it’s only 10 pm, been trading naps with the wife I think we’re going home tomorrow. Don’t have a kid until COVID is over it’s way harder.

Cancel all the balloons, visitors and champagne toasts in the recovery room it’s pretty much a quarantine at the hospital
 
14280977:Casey said:
Cancel all the balloons, visitors and champagne toasts in the recovery room it’s pretty much a quarantine at the hospital
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Just please tell me you didnt have a gender reveal party...
 
14281314:MoneyMakerMike said:
Wtf have you ever met a kid?
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Yeah where would I get that assumption if I hadn't met one. Cuz apparently most people like the little shits for some reason
 
As someone who delayed going to college to basically party, but then went and eventually got a doctorate degree, traveled to 29 countries, and competed at a high level in several sports, I never thought I'd have kids. But I did. And its the best. But I still ski 70 days a year. And I still have a shitload of free time (lucky with my career).

I don't think you'll find too many people who have had kids say it is not, by far, the best thing to happen in their lives.

**This post was edited on Apr 25th 2021 at 1:23:39am
 
14280960:Casey said:
My wife just had a baby yesterday ?? we have 2 now I am just surfing NS at the hospital to pass time while everyone is asleep.
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Congrats! Did you figure out a name? Really stoked for you!
 
14280960:Casey said:
My wife just had a baby yesterday ?? we have 2 now I am just surfing NS at the hospital to pass time while everyone is asleep.
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Congrats! Did you figure out a name? Really stoked for you!
 
14281348:skeirman said:
As someone who delayed going to college to basically party, but then went and eventually got a doctorate degree, traveled to 29 countries, and competed at a high level in several sports, I never thought I'd have kids. But I did. And its the best. But I still ski 70 days a year. And I still have a shitload of free time (lucky with my career).

I don't think you'll find too many people who have had kids say it is not, by far, the best thing to happen in their lives.

**This post was edited on Apr 25th 2021 at 1:23:39am
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What do you do for work?
 
Would like to one day.

Until then, I get to be a cool uncle to my niece and nephew and help my sister teach them how to ski and stuff. Should be dope. My nephew is gonna be born in the summer and his name is Bode so look the fuck out, future comp circuits. And my niece of course is going to terrorize the mountain and any and all male skiers in her way.

**This post was edited on Apr 25th 2021 at 12:57:11pm
 
I'm a lady and have none that I know of, knock on wood. :p New here but planning to stick around, also old enough & also don't want any.
 
14281348:skeirman said:
As someone who delayed going to college to basically party, but then went and eventually got a doctorate degree, traveled to 29 countries, and competed at a high level in several sports, I never thought I'd have kids. But I did. And its the best. But I still ski 70 days a year. And I still have a shitload of free time (lucky with my career).

I don't think you'll find too many people who have had kids say it is not, by far, the best thing to happen in their lives.

**This post was edited on Apr 25th 2021 at 1:23:39am
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Agreed, having kids is insanely hard but - without question - the absolute best. I have two kids who are 4 and 5.5, and life is so much more fun with them, especially now that they're getting into sports and activities.
 
14281443:DeebieSkeebies said:
Would like to one day.

Until then, I get to be a cool uncle to my niece and nephew and help my sister teach them how to ski and stuff. Should be dope. My nephew is gonna be born in the summer and his name is Bode so look the fuck out, future comp circuits. And my niece of course is going to terrorize the mountain and any and all male skiers in her way.

**This post was edited on Apr 25th 2021 at 12:57:11pm
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Name that kid Dogfart

imagine rolling into school and being like my names Dogfart
 
Yea, 2. Oldest is 2.5. She started ski/snowboarding indoors just going straight down carpets for the last few months. I don't push her, she's tough but idk if it's her age or what but i'm not holding my breath that she really embraces or succeeds at skiing/snowboarding as she prefers the playground at the facility more than skiing/boarding, but if she does bet your ass I'm getting her in the park as early as possible.
 
Yes, 2 and 7 year old boys. They are carbon copies of the skier guy I jumped on chairlift with 16 years ago. ?
 
14282254:shorty_T said:
Yes, 2 and 7 year old boys. They are carbon copies of the skier guy I jumped on chairlift with 16 years ago. ?
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Is your children’s father still around, or has he dipped out?
 
We have been married for 12 years next month! Our relationship has only gotten better with age and he is a caring, hardworking, hands on father.

14282260:MiIfHunter said:
Is your children’s father still around, or has he dipped out?
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Yes. I have 3. 21 year old boy, 16 year old girl, and a 2 year old boy. Yes I know crazy....... wouldnt change it for the world.
 
14282278:oldmanski said:
Yes. I have 3. 21 year old boy, 16 year old girl, and a 2 year old boy. Yes I know crazy....... wouldnt change it for the world.
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Idk why I never put it together that you're probably not 12 years old based on your name unlike how I imagine everyone else is on this site.
 
I have a dog. I'd like kids someday, but for now I'm collecting plants and thanking my IUD for putting in the work.
 
14281316:hdubs said:
Yeah where would I get that assumption if I hadn't met one. Cuz apparently most people like the little shits for some reason
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Yo I got 3 kids and I’ll tell you what. Love em, best things in my life, so much joy, so lucky to be “their dad “ and a part of their lives, but ya kids are GROSS, like, idw touch em, they’re always sticky and just yuk, especially other people’s kids and you don’t see clean ones, all the good ones been ushered into white vans and whisked away bc all I ever see are gross booger eating, sweaty lil dumb talkin no sense making can’t tie their shoes or put a toy back French fry throwing hooligans, but I love em they’re pretty awesome, all kids are and even with all the derpy kids out there, the generations below mine are just stacked with impressive young individuals who despite their booger eating tendencies I feel good knowing one day, these lil shits will be running things
 
14285069:SavageBiff said:
Yo I got 3 kids and I’ll tell you what. Love em, best things in my life, so much joy, so lucky to be “their dad “ and a part of their lives, but ya kids are GROSS, like, idw touch em, they’re always sticky and just yuk, especially other people’s kids and you don’t see clean ones, all the good ones been ushered into white vans and whisked away bc all I ever see are gross booger eating, sweaty lil dumb talkin no sense making can’t tie their shoes or put a toy back French fry throwing hooligans, but I love em they’re pretty awesome, all kids are and even with all the derpy kids out there, the generations below mine are just stacked with impressive young individuals who despite their booger eating tendencies I feel good knowing one day, these lil shits will be running things
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Got a 5 and 7 year old and yes, kids are the grossest shit around. but tons of fun especially now that they can ski on their own just fine.
 
They do, no matter who you are, they only cost more and more as they age, I got 3 , ea. 4 years apart, one starting college in about 2 years OMG is that gonna take a toll on me wallet. Thank god ones a genius, my other daughters also just ridiculously smart, so maybe some scholarships there, but my son ??‍♂️...he’s probably gonna work for me and I imagine my wife will still be tying his fucking shoes when he’s 30.

14285247:DummyBears said:
Children break the bank Id rather buy an overpriced touring setup.
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14285257:SavageBiff said:
They do, no matter who you are, they only cost more and more as they age, I got 3 , ea. 4 years apart, one starting college in about 2 years OMG is that gonna take a toll on me wallet. Thank god ones a genius, my other daughters also just ridiculously smart, so maybe some scholarships there, but my son ??‍♂️...he’s probably gonna work for me and I imagine my wife will still be tying his fucking shoes when he’s 30.
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I wonder how many active members have kids that are also active members? I cant imagine browsing NS and being like "holy shit dad, why are you arguing about some stupid shit with a 12 year old online and telling people to pee in butts"
 
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