Anybody know any good ways to pick up chicks at the resort?

[smuggsVT]

great idea, it usually works, trust me

 

[whattheshit]

ask if you can poke here

and then if she gets mad tell her she has a dirty mind and poke her with your finger.

 

[CMF]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[ninjea]

"nice weather, isin't it?"

or

point at a random mountain and say you've skiied down it.

 

[jfuller]

Pull down your pants and do the "helicopter"...