Anybody know any good ways to pick up chicks at the resort?

This happened once but on accident. Here is the story, so we just smoked a few fatty bowls and then decided to go for a few runs. And a girl got on the lift with us, I couldn't stop talking about nothing. I just kept going on and on and on, and I guess she was getting freaked out by it says my sober friend. And she was making fun of me. I probably looked like a retard after that.
 
lift rides are good times to talk.. uhmm dont just smile and ski bye. Dont be afraid to stop! start up a convo etc. or just THROW DOWN and girls will notice you sticking out apart from the rest.
 
i don't think theres any hot girls at my mountain..and the ones that are hott are the girls that go out and snowboard once a year just to say there a hot snowboarder chick
 
k somebody said just pretend like you recognize them. i actually thought this girl i saw was this girl i know. she wasnt. coincidentally she had the same name. we started talking and then...i flipped that shit.
 
Become a medic, then sabatauge their shit, when they are all broken on the hill you can fly in and be the hero of the day and save them. Plus you get the number on the medical form. Chicks love those heroic types, oh and there are beds in the medroom...need i say more.
 
well if the chick is a lifty at the top then just do what i did. get distracted by her and forget to raise the bar, then at the last second raise it and ride away clean. you can also get extra points for breaking your poles in the process, thats what i did. then say it was her fault, you distracted me and she asks why and say because you're beautiful. and before you know it you have her back pressed against the wall in the lift hut.
 
catch up to her down the hill, pull up next to her switch and start talking to her without taking your eyes off her the entire way down the mountain
 
me and my friends would always go up to them in the lodge with corny ass pick up lines and it NEVER ever failed......

cept one time when my friend tried the one were you take a quarter and go like "If i flip this quarter what are my chances of getting head" needless her dad was in the booth next to her.
 
Sneak up behind them, and when she isn't looking spring into action.

It's best to get them low, like by the knees. This can be risky though, don't want a boot to the face. Then run like hell to your cargo van (if that's the vehicle of choice for you).
 
Quietly ski up behind her in the lift line and deeply smell her neck, followed by a long, kinked, pleasurable exhale, right into her ear. Then introduce yourself.
 
just be like ....yo were u just vibing me? and they will say "what?" and u say u were just vibing me weren't u?..... shit really works....or my friend just goes up to random girls and goes "ASHLEY!!!! HEY ASHLEY!! do u remeber me!!!?"!! its sooo much fun to see their reactions...we haven't a "real" ashley yet haha
 
when you are on a lift, and you see her about to hit a rail or a jump, whip out an airhorn, not just any airhorn, show her you really care and use and extra loud boating airhorn, and blow it right as she is about to hit the jump, this ought to make her fall and possibly be minorly injured. then ride up to her after you get off the lift, stop and spray snow in her face. then say in the most farva like voice possible "i got you good you fucker". BAM, lift head garunteed.
 
hahahahahha that was golden tanaka.

I usually ask them to hit a jump or something, then if they either don't, or case bad, or suck, I kinda go up to them, say, "That was awesome....for a fucking retard....girls suck at everything" then i roll my eyes and make a disgusted kinda tisk tisk/shake my head. then i spit in her face and tell her to get the fuck out of my park.

oddly enough above tactics result in chairlift head more often than you'd expect
 
pretend you're their on a field trip for the blind skiers club, bump into her, grab her chest and say "oh I'm sorry, I thought that was a brail name tag."
 
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