Anybody know any good ways to pick up chicks at the resort?

woogity

woogity

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give me some ideas cuz there are these girls

at my home resort that i see all the time

and i want to hook up with them.

help a brother out.

holla back
 
ooo, i had a ski instructer spend most of the day teaching me how to do this. you ski with a friend, and both get in the singles line and try to join a chairlift with a hot girl on it, and tell ur friend to meet u at the top and if there are no hot girls and u are forced to sit with some tourists or something say that you and ur friend want to go up together
 
haha fuck this thread is making me laugh.

dude, if you want to impress them you have to do huge spread eagles so they know you're flexible like a gymnast. chicks dig gymnasts.
 
tell them how cool you are by saying how you asked how to pick up girls on a skiing website dominated by 13 year olds
 
I did that when I was riding alone one day. Timed my singles entrance like perfectly so I got to ride up Chief with this boarder chick that looked hot. Turned out she was up on a JUNIOR high school ski trip. That was a long chair ride after that statement.
 
"i couldnt help notice you from the other side of the slopes, I'm just going to throw this out there, you can take it or leave it. You have... an absolute breathtaking hiney, i wanna be friends with it, I want to be on you"
 
hahaha yes, i was gonna say wipe out your cock and show them how big it is in the snow. they love it, call it a popsicle. 
 
pretend like you know her....walk up to any girl and say hey jess(or pretty much any name)...then she'll say my names not jess...then u say ohhh im sorry you look just like my friend jess...then proceed to introduce yourself....its money in the bank
 
hahaha. there it is. its kinda hard not to laugh cuz the rest of my class right now is writing an essay
 
but what if her name is jess. then shell be like "who are you, mothalicka,? are you stalking me" then spray you with mase and ski away
 
its the skiers version of speed dating, other than that, try asking for directions to some place on there hill, like hey, do u know where the lounge is, thenif she tells u offer a buy her a drink
 
stalk her everyday like my friend pat... who wont talk to this gilr where i ski. just go up and say hello
 
well what you do is go as fast as humanly possible and run into her , when you and this girl are on the way to the hospital , ask the doctor to put you two in the same room , you well proably have to make up some reason , but then there yeah go , you well beable to talk to her and see her and proably bang the hole right off her ( that is if you can move after your run in on the hill ) you well end up being sole mates for life haha , unless you kill her or yourself
 
say "can i take your picture? i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas!" if she's jewish... or one of them kwanzaa people... just whip it out bro
 
yeah just ride up the lift with her. be kinda persistant in getting on the chair with her. ask her if she wants to take some runs. its happened before and its worked.

ive had guys as if "i wanted some company" on the lift ride when im waiting at the bottom for my friends. after like 3 attempts and jokes made about how slow my friends are ive ended up just riding up with some new friends haha. then on the lift at the top ask if she wants to take any runs with you and your friends. and there you go... new girl. as long as the girl doesnt get weirded out by it. which can happen as well.
 
when i was instructing one day and realized the lift lines were very long, i asked some chick to go up the chairlift with me, because instructors have there own line when they are in lessons, then ya talk to them
 
Let them know that you are programming them into your phone under Snow Ho's followed by their 1-10 rating and name (if you know it) after all that...That goes over very well.
 
Damn, that's some hot advice right there, I'mma use that shit.

I always go with "Hey black shirt, what's your name?" You can replace black shirt with various colors and types of clothing, and it works about 25% of the time. Depending on how many there are, you got decent odds... ...
 
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