Annoying college freshman

vandersteeze

vandersteeze

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So there's this chick who is my neighbor and shes really fucking annoying. Like we met 2 days ago which consisted of a 5 second whats up in a hallway. She cant stop texting me and shit and hitting me up to do things, so on a car ride back from surfing I decided to just start fucking with her. Epic text transcript as follows:

Chick: I'm not even really sick I was getting over it. Ugh I can't focus you should come study with me

Me: Hahah i dont think I am going to help you in terms of being more focused haha

Chick: You'll Probably distract me more :)

Me: How so? ;)

Chick: Hahah cause I'm gonna wanna talk and shit instead of read about European history! Duh

Me: Which lips would you talk with?? ;)

Chick: WTF?

Me: Wat

Chick: I'm gonna go now

Me: Why?

Chick: Cause that was wierd

Me: Wierd in a bad way or good way?

Chick: Bad.

Me: Well I meant it in a good way :)

Chick: Well it came off creepy

Me: Why did it come off creepy?

Chick: Cause I don't even know you?

Me: If you didnt want to get to know me why are you texting me so much?

Chick: I do want to get to know you I'm just saying what you said was wierd and a turnoff

Me: We need to change that turnoff to a turn on ;)

Chick: Okay seriously your just coming off wierd now

Me: Well, fuck.....

Chick: Just stop saying wierd shit

Me: Well what do you want me to say then?

Chick: Just dont come off as a perv....

Me: Im not

Chick: Haha yes you did that was really wierd

Me: I didnt mean it that way ahaa

Chick: I dunno just don't say wierd shit it comes off bad to someone who doesnt know you

Me: I was just seeing if you were a whore ;)

Chick: What the hell?

Me: Im actually suprised you have kept this conversation going. Respect!

Chick: Cause im trying to give you a chance to prove your not a creep but im running out of reasons to try.

Me: I. Am not. A creep. Honestly

Chick: Then. Prove. It

Me: I cant prove that over texts. Only in the bedroom......

Chick: Ha bye.

Me: Wait are you going?

Chick: I'm not giving you anymore chances you come off as a creep.

Me: So..... Im going past the tacoma dome and it got me thinking.....

Chick: Don't talk to me

Me: The dome got me wondering if you spit or swallow?

Me: The item specifically being male ejaculate

No reply from the chick ahah

Sparknotes: Annoying freshman, over her bothering me constantly, decided to fuck with her. Read transcript of texts to get it.
 
That is kinda creepy actually. You done fucked up, why didnt you just go study with her and act normal? I know its hard, but something tells me it is possible
 
Wait wait wait...so a girl invites you over to her room to help her study, blatantly wants to not study, and you go and act like a fucking weirdo?

I have no idea what was going through your mind but you just cock blocked the shit out of yourself. I hope this girl is ugly.
 
pretty much
and living in rez is a small world dude. not only did you blow any chance you had with her, but any girl she even half befriends. girls talk.
 
Pretty much this.

OP, your dorm life for the rest of the year is gonna suck ass. Good job fucking it up.
 
So she was annoying therefore you made yourself look like a creep to get back at her? Shoulda just fucked her and not call her back that would have been a win win
 
She's annoying because she's trying to be friends with you? You're freshman/sophomores in college, and living in dorms, of course everyone is going to be talking a lot and trying to make new friends. That's what you do. It sounds like the dorms aren't for you...
 
I think you're all missing the point. The girl was probably super ugly, and if a girl I didn't wanna bang or be friends with was texting me incessantly like that, I would've done the same thing.

Just because a girl who lives on his floor is coming on to him super hard doesn't mean he's automatically inclined to bang her.
 
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I think you may of fucked up more then you think. Girls talk a lot, she probably told all her friends that you are some creep of a dude... Then those girls told their friends... Have fun trying to get laid next time you are at a party.
 
if hes already been there a year, chances are he already has a group of friends and girls to kick it with, i would have done the same thing if some broad was being annoying and wasn't attractive enough to deal with her stupidity.

fuck bitches, get money (or a good laugh)

funny thread for sure. where do you go to college btw?
 
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