That was so clever and original I almost pissed myself with laughter. Wait a minute...aren't you some scrawny ass 16 year old computer geek? Shut the fuck up and get off the bandwagon.
Anyway, to OP, if you're not a troll. Go to a bar, get some liquid courage in you (not too much, you need to be coherent) and just start talking to girls. Unless you're overly creepy or you're trying to hit on 11s, most girls will talk to you. Don't let the conversation drag on for too long and get awkward though. If you can tell she's not interested, move on. If she seems interested, keep the conversation going and try to get her number or something. The worst that can happen is she'll say no, but who cares, there's tons of girls at different bars and clubs every night, so keep talking to girls until you find one you like and seems to be into you. Just by going out there and talking to girls you'll hopefully build some confidence, and you'll learn the right and wrong things to say. Just fuckin go for it man.