Am I the Oldest Virgin on NS?

honestly go to amsterdam, bing bang boom get it done...them again it might be bad setting youre bar that high because lets be honest youre (not just you all of us) not gona get with a girl that attractive ever again,
 
do not do this. when the deed is done, you want a girl that you can hold in your arms and genuinely like, you don't wanna fork over some cash to a hooker. dude just talk to girls, and if the conversation is going well ask them to go to lunch/dinner/coffee/drinks or whatever seems fun. be nonchalant about it bc it really is not a big deal to get turned down, or accepted, for a first date. you don't have to go to nightclubs and pick up skanks to be with a woman (unless you want to, no judgement), the normal nice and decent ones enjoy sex too. just keep trying to hang out with women that you like as much as you can and it'll happen.

also, there really is no shame at your age in finding a relationship online, its how a big chunk (almost the majority) of marriages begin nowadays.
 
it really depends on how he jerks it... like in my case, i always get close to orgasm then hold off for a few seconds then keep going and it kinda 'resets'. this works up to a certain point. i have always been able to last long in bed, even my first time. I usually last 20-30 minutes
 
Just go gay man. I would have a relationship with a dude if it wasnt so gay. dudes are way cooler to spend time with. you never have to feel bad making them pay, you can say that shirt makes you look fat without getting the silent treatment. You dont have to always wait for them to go the bathroom or stop riding bc they are cold. You can call them a pussy for going inside bc its cold without getting smacked. No emotional bs just bromance.
 
Stewie Griffin: Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like why can't you just hang out with guys, you know, just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you do with women, but with your buddy. You know wha, why don't guys just do that?

Brian Griffin: They do. It's called being gay.

Stewie Griffin: Oh, is that what gay is? Oh, yeah. I could totally get into that.
 
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lolololol
But seriosly if you're not a troll just go to a club and ask some random bitch to leave with you then BAM
 
I am still a virgin and i plan to keep my virginity untill i can give to a really great girl who is acctualy worth it. I could have lost it like 3 time already but i chose not to. dont worry about it man some chica will come your way and you two will be happy and fuck constantly.
 
That was so clever and original I almost pissed myself with laughter. Wait a minute...aren't you some scrawny ass 16 year old computer geek? Shut the fuck up and get off the bandwagon.

Anyway, to OP, if you're not a troll. Go to a bar, get some liquid courage in you (not too much, you need to be coherent) and just start talking to girls. Unless you're overly creepy or you're trying to hit on 11s, most girls will talk to you. Don't let the conversation drag on for too long and get awkward though. If you can tell she's not interested, move on. If she seems interested, keep the conversation going and try to get her number or something. The worst that can happen is she'll say no, but who cares, there's tons of girls at different bars and clubs every night, so keep talking to girls until you find one you like and seems to be into you. Just by going out there and talking to girls you'll hopefully build some confidence, and you'll learn the right and wrong things to say. Just fuckin go for it man.
 
Thanks for the insight, I'll be sure to keep it in mind. I was actually really hoping that it would get me internet points AND laid, but apparently not. Fuck. Who do I think I am? That one's easy. I'm the god damn Batman. Obviously, since I'm Batman, I'm not scrawny. Also, I'd rather defend "some dumb bitch" for no reason than mindlessly hate because some other preteens in another thread thought it was funny. It's completely undeserved and unnecessary. Lastly, Who the fuck are YOU, brah?
 
Wow.. I don't know you and I don't know the other guy, but who cares if someone who's a bit older is still a virgin? Have some respect. It can be really depressing for some people because they don't look how they'd like to or suffer from social anxiety or because of any other reason and it kills their self esteem. With people like you, pointing and laughing at him, you're making it even more difficult for him then it already is.
 
hey man im 21 a virgin too, my story is a little diff.

Really akward in jr high and highschool. finally got the gf, but she wanted to wait for sex and i respected that. so we waited 4 years later( which was 2 months ago) we broke up. so here i am 21 years later and still a virgin.
 
heres some advice go to a club theres plenty of women there looking to have a good time. just keep looking and be yourself. if you dont want to then fuck it. if you do get on that cause its niceee
 
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