Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

Word, it was funny to read the first time, but the ensuing bumps that occur on a weekly basis have made it not funny at all anymore. Let it die.
 
why havent the mods deleted this yet?

this is without a doubt the dumbest and gayest (literaly) thread on NS.

oh and btw, anyone that willfuly permits another man to touch and/or massage his dick is a flaming homosexual!!! there are no exceptions or conditions that apply. your a queer. end of story...
 
wtf I met this guy at mt snow named Ian and he said he could rub my weiner as long as we both said "no homo".... shit am I gay now??
 
wow that is pretty much the gayest thing i have ever heard i think everyone on the site just lost respect for you haha, but its cool if your gay..
 
youre just so pumped to be with the bros and everyones just cheering and youre so excited, and you dont even realize, i just gave these guys four blow jobs you know?
 
hey so me and my friends were in the woods having buttsex and they were like "yo man check out brian over here, it hurts him when we sodomize him" so they started banging him and then next thing i know there's a cock in my ass and it didn't hurt but like it hurt all the other people so i'm the man and you're all jealous because it'd hurt you but it didn't hurt me

no homo btw
 
you let a guy rub your dick but you didn't get a boner. the first part says you're gay but the second part says you're not. i don't know what to think of you.
 
how can u come on here and brag about getting your dick rubbed by a dude. Thats so fucking queer.
 
HAHAHAHAH THATS THE FUCKING GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!?!?!!!?!?!!!% you fuckin ass pirates always looking for a reason to rub up on some other dudes junk, bangin chicks if for queers anyways right?
 
It's not gay getting your dick sucked ...

It's gay sucking someones dick!

Alright who am I kidding the whole story is just gay
 
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