Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

[TZP]

hey man don't worry about all the hate, it's cool that you go in the woods with your friends to rub each other's dicks ... faggot

 

[popNfresh44]

those kinds of bets should be kept purely theoretical.

 

[Bardolph]

++++ karma

 

[D-HAWK]

you really wanna see that?

 

[TZP]

well look at his name ... "faggot_69"

 

[Dustin.]

Well that's a first for an NS thread...

 

[caucasian_chad]

hahaha aliases

 

[Barf.]

Excuse me while I clean the barf off my keyboard.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Word.

 

[Treestman]

 

[Leo.]

^^ahahahhaaa

 

[HARDSTYLE2767]

i think you meant to say "butt" buddies

we all make grammatical errors though

 

[Alex_G]

Shawn, you should probably lay off NS for a while just to avoid daily embarrassment.

 

[JC_Nolan]

hahahhahahaha

 

[Boodje.]

he's got a good point.

 

[Silence]

brokeback much?

 

[gbirrd]

HHHAHAHAHAHAHA wow wuddduuuaa fag . uhm weird like dude just no nothing to say to that other than wtf ew fag and i hope u didnt cum

 

[gbirrd]

haha nice

 

[Flowsion]

its only gay if the balls touch

 

[caucasian_chad]

hahaaaaa this thread's never going away now crooked

 

[IcePointa]

rofl

 

[Yauch]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!

 

[Yauch]

so wait snowboardmilf hacked into shawn and made this thread?

 

[Silence]

hahahaha thats in the top 10 posts which have made me laugh the most on NS. nice.

 

[bhill2.0]

First off hanging int he woods is just weird. It makes it even fucking gayer if you and your black friend are gettin "chubs" and " half chubs" by rubbing eachother. do me a favor get off your computer and tell your parents you were in the woods rubbing this older kids cock and balls to try to get him hard.
Jeeez

 

[bhill2.0]

i once saw another man sit on another mans lap on accident. and they were both embarassed. i had , had enough at that point. im still in fucking shock , this is the gayest thing ive ever seen oh my god you fag

 

[potatofarmer]

hahaha

 

[bhill2.0]

im still in shock at how gay you are dude

 

[BEARS.]

hate to be a dick but searchbar this shit.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.

 

[Nico_G]

This should be stickied so everyone can see this amazing line.

 

[alaskakid]

someone is obviously not confident in their sexuality...

 

[bhill2.0]

yeah man its so fucking obvious +Karma for pointing it out man. you professional

 

[Elijah.]

Oh man I'm so fucking grateful to whoever bumped this...

 

[triebby]

 

[jo-shmo]

If they arent gay, they have a pretty weird sense of humour.

 

[ryankachel]

how awckword was that walk home?

 

[doritos]

I have what I feel are some pretty solid friends and I've never rubbed their dicks, and they've never rubbed mine, and I'm really happy that the dick-rubbing aspect of our friendship is absent.

 

[bobross]

bringing it back

 

[skibum311]

like every other post on this... i'm gonna ask why a bunch of dudes are drinking in the forest, touching each other? that just seems...... gay

 

[JC_Nolan]

ahhahahah its back

 

[Steezasaurus]

you and every one else should be shot for having a dude jack you off.... even if it was forced.....

 

[Crack.]

the funny thing is you don't even act like its gay you just let guys rub ur dicks wow. Thats a rewarding friendship.not

 

[Deletedtoday]

the worst part of this story is telling your parents your gay

 

[Abc567def]

once you touch another mans dick or have yours touched by and a man then you instantly get you "im gay" card

 

[BootySpunk.]

gay bump!

 

[D-HAWK]

did this ever happen again or was it a one time thing?

 

[Boodje.]

leave the poor kid alone already,jeeez.

 

[Skavengers303]

gay

 

[doritos]

I think this is probably the largest thread devoted to calling out a member on acting gay in all of internet history. And to such a respected member haha, fucking great.