this is possibly the gayest "it looks gay, but its totally not and i have to tell everyone" statement i've ever heard. and if you infact are not gay, stop hanging out with your current friends because, any guy cliaiming to be able to give another guy a boner, is 100% gay. add to the fact they actually rub your dick, makes them like 300% gay, if that was possible. just....next time...keep the story about how your friends gang mollested you, to yourself. or maby tell you therapist 15 years down the road.