Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

[.jon]

i really dont know what to say

...interesting story though

 

[mothaeast]

i still dont believe this though

 

[snwbrdmilf]

You shouldn't, cause it's not true.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

yeaaah it is, stop defending the weird kid

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I'm not defending. I was worried...call me lame, but that would be hazing. And hazing is not cool.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

ha your mothering skillz are coming through yo

 

[Skierguy1234]

why don't you just come out and say that your father put various house hold items into your anus as a child, that would be a little straighter.

 

[dweezileast]

I just want to talk to chad

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I can't help it. They just surface.

 

[troutbum]

speaking of Chad, anybody know how you get to Chad's from the bottom of Alta?

 

[BULLSEMEN]

YOU CANT JUST GO TO FUCKING CHADS GAP

 

[troutbum]

holy spaz attack.

 

[Piste.Off]

shutup kohl

 

[PeteyG]

do your parents know youre gay?

 

[StevenSegal]

nice

 

[Nihiriju]

totally, you were bro raped dude. 

 

[ButteredToast.]

so a dude have you a hand job????!?!?! HOMO!!!!!

 

[keystoner1]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

 

[toominator]

this is kinda topical:

http://www.42below.com/flashad/hero/

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

i bet you wish your friends were girls....but are you gay

 

[grubix2]

haha dude I can't believe you're the only one that thought of that. I couldn't even finishing reading this kids story without dying of laughter without picturing cartman saying "Hey guys! Look how gay Butters is!".

If you have no clue what we're talking about:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartman_Sucks

Here's the episode:

http://www.southparkzone.com/episode.php?vid=1102

 

[ButteredToast.]

YEAH WTF MFM WILL KICK YOUR ASS YOU'LL TOTALLY DIE AND CASE!!!!!!!! send me a video of you dying! NOOB YOU CANT JUST HIT CHADS

 

[Swan_Solo]

what went through your mind before you posted this?

 

[snwbrdmilf]

It's not true! Do I have to quote reply myself?

 

[potato_man]

you should talk to someone about this problem of yours

 

[potato_man]

oh yeah, and YOUR GAY!

what kind of a skier asks for a handjob from a guy? fag!

 

[skier_dude_1831]

nothing is thraight about u not even ur boner

 

[skier_dude_1831]

nothing is straight about u not even ur boner

 

[EH_DUBS]

what did you think people would say to this thread....youve got three pages of people telling you your gay haha

 

[mtbakerteacher]

was it awkward coming out to your parents?

 

[Piste.Off]

i can just imagine the black kid feeling you up

 

[steezyjibber]

gayest story ever definetely not for ns

 

[naftel]

fuck you're gay! (and so are your friends!)

 

[PhaedeD]

if some dude held me down and stroked my cock i would prolly kick them in the face.

 

[skodeo7]

I think this post may be the greatest NS self'ing in history.

 

[artfullydodged]

no way guys the gayest story on ns is "my friend lost his virginity to a guy" sooo much gayer, but that was drunken rape

 

[hennessy1]

i guesss u shouldnt speak to them

 

[BvK]

yeah crookedboners older friend are gonna be trying to give other dudes boners by way of the blow job

That will be the gayest post evr

 

[ButteredToast.]

lolz

 

[shagalabagala]

the only way this couldn't be gay is if you called "no homo" before doing this-- but you didn' so it's extrememly gay

 

[Elijah.]

Drinking beer with all guys, then rubbing each others dicks?

AND your name is crooked boner, no doubt about it, but your gay.

 

[chickenwang]

south park anyone?

 

[0123456789]

what is that one? the butt rape one?

 

[Nihiriju]

^ bro raped!

 

[timmi]

OH MY GOD! bhaahahahah!

dude, i dont even need to call you gay. you already know.

 

[artfullydodged]

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/258495/

 

[charmander]

can i b gay w/ u

 

[ButteredToast.]

Silly homo! Dicks are for chicks!

 

[statuswhitegirl]

gay buttsex

 

[iluvBread]

whhhhaaatttt thheeeee fffffuuuuuccccckkkkk